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Definitions by Not so super DJ Gennady

friends with benefits 

1. Friends by day, sex partners by night.
Wow, John and Jane are more than friends, they are friends with benifits

West Virginia 

State that joined the Union in 1863 when the western counties of VA seceded from the aforementioned slave state. The Union Army womped Confederate ass to show that Abe and his boys were in command and not much has happened there since. It is the only state with two panhandles as well. I also really thinkt he other definition (sheep) really brings up a point many cannot ignore, however....
The most famous WV native is Gen. Chuck Yeager...

cunt bag 

Shithead, vicious, evil person that represents a manifestation of all that is wrong with the world... The ultimate worst insult that you can use to describe your friends...

kamasutra 

Hindu religious text that shows sexual positions in some parts and gives other helpful tips such as smearing a man's penis in buffalo butter will keep him at attention for weeks among others...
Arkadi threw out his back after attempting kamasuta positions with Svetlana.
1. SEGA spawned hedgehog who fights robots with animal centers and fighting Dr. Robotnik and Knuckles. He is friends with Tails the Fox and fights to save Planet Mobilus from becoming an industrial hellhole like New Jersey or Delaware. Sonic also must stop the Chaos Emeralds from falling into the wrong hands.
2.Drive Thru restaurant where the food comes to you. It looks good, but I cant vouch for it cause I've never been there.
They need to build a Sonics for Sonic on the Floating Island........Im a Chaos buger sounds tasty right now...

The Ring 

Trippy horror movie that teaches kids not to watch strange videos with small children, kill kids, or make possessed, evil bitches sleep with horses. The special effects also rock... the movie was based off of a popular Japanese movie that was even better. For a taste of the true gore in the movie, rent ti. see also hella died.
Do not fear for you will soon see the ring.

rice racer 

1. An early 1990's or fairly late model Japanese (or sometimes European) POS car with more money sunk into it on paint,parts, and bells and whistles than most high class cars that will not fall apart on you. It boggles the mind why some people could buy a new BMW with the amount of money they sink into a car that you can barely find parts for. Freud would say that the decked out cars cover up for other inadequacies in the lives of the racers such as a terrible home life, small genitalia, or both. But with that aside, real rice racers look cool and at least give people somethign constructive to do in the form of bragging and racing.
2. But a rice racer is not a FUCKING CHEVY CAVALLIER WITH A SPOILER ON IT!
My friend used to have a rice racer until his POS frame went kaput and exploded on him...