Definitions by Not knowing
Jumping the gun
premature execution - acting, reacting, or progressing before the necessary conditions, information, or phases are complete.
To act without thinking it through first
Allowing yourself to react instead of taking anything else into consideration allowing yourself the time to respond instead.
To have moved on to the next step prior to determining if it had been fully completed
To overreact without the full context,
To act without thinking it through first
Allowing yourself to react instead of taking anything else into consideration allowing yourself the time to respond instead.
To have moved on to the next step prior to determining if it had been fully completed
To overreact without the full context,
Bitch! Who is ma?! I knew you were fucking around cheating on me!
Don’t you think you’re jumping the gun. A little bit there?
Did you already start on section 3? Look who’s jumping the gun again, reset the dip switch then install
Don’t you think you’re jumping the gun. A little bit there?
Did you already start on section 3? Look who’s jumping the gun again, reset the dip switch then install
Jumping the gun by Not knowing June 3, 2026
Bitch pockets
Any style of women’s clothing would likely qualify as being equipped with bitch pockets.
Any sized pocket made purely for show & clearly not intended to be used for their intended purpose (as a pocket)
Any sized pocket made purely for show & clearly not intended to be used for their intended purpose (as a pocket)
Bitch pockets by Not knowing April 5, 2026
Smh
To the best of my knowledge, the phrase was originally intended to convey a profound sense of hatred.
As “So much hate” that is However, until it had since evolved into a colloquial expression used to express disapproval or to dismiss something as insignificant. (Shake my head)
The reason behind this change is unclear, but it is likely unrelated to the song “shake it off” we’re going to assume is merely a coincidence - for legal reasons.
Works either way though, frame it as though you’ve just lost faith in humanity for a split second, at the audacity you’ve just witnessed.
A particular level of my gawd, senator!
A politician looking over their spectacles in a hearing.
signifying witnessing a profound sheer grotesque unadulterated type of audacity.
Like something you might encounter in the ocean.. not here, on land.
As “So much hate” that is However, until it had since evolved into a colloquial expression used to express disapproval or to dismiss something as insignificant. (Shake my head)
The reason behind this change is unclear, but it is likely unrelated to the song “shake it off” we’re going to assume is merely a coincidence - for legal reasons.
Works either way though, frame it as though you’ve just lost faith in humanity for a split second, at the audacity you’ve just witnessed.
A particular level of my gawd, senator!
A politician looking over their spectacles in a hearing.
signifying witnessing a profound sheer grotesque unadulterated type of audacity.
Like something you might encounter in the ocean.. not here, on land.
Smh: my dog died, I’m pretty sure it was because of the war on terror. *cough and drugs, that’s why I voted for trump, can you wait until America gets to be great again, brother?
They’ll say it’ll be any day now.
Someone: 🤨🤦 ♂️ *Witnissing that which is so alien deep-sea-level soul crushingly stoopid that it shouldn't even be possible in the open air.
Smh: it’s just because he cares about merica so gawd damn much, oh let me guess, he’s not your president? We’ll get over it commie, my president built us a wall to keep your deranged agendas out! Smh…
They’ll say it’ll be any day now.
Someone: 🤨🤦 ♂️ *Witnissing that which is so alien deep-sea-level soul crushingly stoopid that it shouldn't even be possible in the open air.
Smh: it’s just because he cares about merica so gawd damn much, oh let me guess, he’s not your president? We’ll get over it commie, my president built us a wall to keep your deranged agendas out! Smh…
Smh by Not knowing April 5, 2026
projectionist
An individual who projects their own personal shortcomings and/or toxic traits onto others to such an extent that it appears as though they genuinely believe it themselves.
Projectionist - Why do people make fun of a flat earther while they can't obviously provide any proof of a globe?
*whispers - because they can..
*whispers - because they can..
projectionist by Not knowing February 13, 2026
Norm!
Greeting shouted at a majestically overweight individual who somehow has more friends on his barstool than you do in your entire life. Usually lives at undisclosed part of Boston in a bar that may or may not exist outside of reruns often filmed in front of a live audience, during the eighties/early nineties until the ratings could no longer justify carrying what had clearly run its course for quite sometime prior to having gone the way of old yeller.
Norm! by Not knowing December 20, 2025
Salt the earth
A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.
While traditionally intended to refer to someone who is genuine, trustworthy, and of great worth or reliability more accurately describes one who is nothing but a toxic individual.
While traditionally intended to refer to someone who is genuine, trustworthy, and of great worth or reliability more accurately describes one who is nothing but a toxic individual.
Salt the earth by Not knowing December 8, 2025
Crash Out
Crash Out by Not knowing June 21, 2025