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POSTING A DEFINITION OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND IN REALLY HORRIBLE SPELLING, AND GRAMMAR. THERE ARE ABOUT 300,000 DEFINITIONS EXPLAINING WHY Jenny HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.
STOP THE DOUCHEBAGGERY I SAY! GRACIAS A TODAS.
STOP THE DOUCHEBAGGERY I SAY! GRACIAS A TODAS.
by Not Zane September 4, 2004
Get the douchebaggery mug.When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"
Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK
Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK
Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
Get the How's the weather mug.Picture this, a lone guy in the middle of a forest facing atleast 50 guys. Okay now imagine the manliest guy you can think of, multiply it by 10 and you get rambo.
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
Get the Rambo mug.In the twilight zone, an episode which showed the dissappereance of humankind, there was one guy left in the world, a bookish type of person that read all the books that he possibly could.
In the end of the episode, he finds out he had all the time in the world to read every single book in human history, the problem was, that he broke his glasses, and could not read any book. he screamed "I had all the time in the world!"
Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.
Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.
Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.
Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.
by Not Zane August 3, 2004
Get the Book mug.The successor to the throne of John Wayne. This ese here can kill your arse 11 times before you hit the ground, all the while playing texas hold'em.
by Not Zane September 10, 2004
Get the Clint Eastwood mug.Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.
I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.
No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)
This crap opens a gateway/
I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.
No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)
This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 17, 2004
Get the Ouija Board mug.Highlander Was a documentary, in which, Two guys chopped off a bunch of heads with some swordsmanship you could never use in real life.
The events within, happend in real time.
The events within, happend in real time.
Highlander was an alright movie - Sir Isaac Newton right after finding out the Universal Law of Gravitation.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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