Not Zane's definitions

John Wayne

His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood

"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."

- Dennis Leary

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

gansta grip

Something that "gangsters" do by holding a handgun sideways, holding a handgun sideways will not only lower the accuracy to a minimum, it is also easy to disarm the ignorant fool that was holding it sideways.

Im glad gangsters dont know how to use firearms, just makes it that much easier to run.

by Not Zane July 29, 2004

Ultima Online

Once the greatest game I ever played. Gotten exponentially worse every year. Technically dead when Age of shadows (See: ruination) blew over.

Ultima online was once a great game - Eddie Murphy

by Not Zane July 20, 2004

How's the weather

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"

Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Rambo

Picture this, a lone guy in the middle of a forest facing atleast 50 guys. Okay now imagine the manliest guy you can think of, multiply it by 10 and you get rambo.

Give rambo a toothpick and a plastic screwdriver and he will mess up an entire army.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Commando

An absolutely hilarious action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a ramboesque hero.

In this movie, Arnie is quite proficient in handling firearms, as indicated by his ability to fire an m60 in one arm, and his ability to fire two assault rifles in both arms with seemingly perfect accuracy. Its should be noted that Arnold also has the infinate ammo as well. Take consideration that grenades are especially noteworthy, as they seem to explode on impact, and take about 3-6 guys out with them each time.

Another noteworthy task is that Arnold takes out the entire Cuban army, without even so much as a scratch, well you know the kind of scratch that doesnt need a bandaid. At the end of this movie, he breaks a 6 foot pole off of a wall that just happend to be there, and he launched the aforementioned pole across 200 feet and nailed a guy in the chest with it, killing him instantly.

This is a movie for nights when you need a good action movie, accept no substitutes. Except rambo

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Crayons

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

by Not Zane September 21, 2004