Not R's definitions

Sparky the Hooter

Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.

Sparky the Hooter says, I Give a Hoot!

by Not R May 8, 2009

NoD

Night of Decadence, Halloween party at Wiess College celebrating Sparky the Hooter and long noted for its high alcohol content.

Remember the Caligula-themed NoD where a 10-foot Sparky was plunged into Muffy the Volcano?

by Not R May 8, 2009

NoI

Night of Innocence, alternative Halloween/Homecoming party held at Sid Rich during NoD: pajamas and slippers, milk and cookies, and Disney movies.

Fuck Wiess College, fuck NoD, I'm going over to Sid Rich for NoI and watch Bambi!

by Not R December 23, 2011

Tallyboo

Wiess College's annual award given on College Night for the biggest sleazeball of the year, named for the Master's teenage daughter that some guy was caught in bed with decades ago.

Who was it that won the Tallyboo after he got ejected for hurling a fridge from the third floor that one time?

by Not R May 8, 2009

kackle

Salt substitute, from the chemical formula for it, KCl.

My doc said to cut out the nackle. Pass the kackle!

by Not R April 9, 2009