Not Doja Cat from B403's definitions

Temea

A short, hectic lesbian who's about as into stoning as their dad is.

They're the sort of person who uses 4 times too much water when making a dahl and is suprisingly good at turning their hand into a self portrait.

Also, where are they? They never seem to be here.

Person 1: Where's Temea?
Person 2: Dunno, she's not been seen for 391 years

by Not Doja Cat from B403 April 25, 2021

Holbrook

A member of Holbrook is definitely shady and should not be approached. Their motives are not currently understood but are definitely hostile in nature. They cannot be trusted under any circumstance. They are thought to have links with the Underground, SPECTRE and Tekashi 69 and are therefore enemies of the state.

Holbrook member: Hey, I'm from Holbrook.
Non-Holbrook member: *hastily running away*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 7, 2021

Window

Something you'll have to email your university halls 'defects team' about because the latch has bent in the wind.

Also something you obscure with a blind when you want to start wanking.

Person 1: I've got a business proposition for you involving a definitely not pyramid scheme with windows.
Person 2: I see through your proposal.

by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 7, 2021

Alistair

I will not be forced to take dictations.

Alistair will not be forced to take dictations.

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.

Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

42

A beginner who's Cha Cha Cha is award-worthy but whose Grindr conversation after Latin presentations will leave you somewhat disappointed all the way back on the delayed GWR service to Reading. Thank god for delay repay. Sunglasses emoji was hotter. See you at IVDC.

Intrigued but straight stepfather: How's your Grindr write up coming along? Mentioned 42 yet?
Fudge packer: What, that guy who said I performed well? Well, I told him he had the look of someone who came first so fuck him.
Undiagnosed bisexual from across the room: 'But you didn't.'

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Ramen

Apparently served with instant noodles

Kemp Porter's serving suggestion for Ramen is nothing short of cultural appropriation

by Not Doja Cat from B403 April 25, 2021