Definitions by Nosefuckers Incorporated
felonious shit
felonious shit by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013
taint dangler
A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.
1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
taint dangler by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013
Jamie Dimon
1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.
2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.
3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.
3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.
Suck my Jamie Dimon.
Suck my Jamie Dimon.
Jamie Dimon by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012
oblong schlong
Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
oblong schlong by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012
Tricky Dicky
1. Derisive nickname for former President Richard Milhous Nixon.
2. A penis with the same "ski slope" curvature that was a distinctive feature of Nixon's nose. (Bonus points for scrotum hanging and jostling like Nixon's jowls).
2. A penis with the same "ski slope" curvature that was a distinctive feature of Nixon's nose. (Bonus points for scrotum hanging and jostling like Nixon's jowls).
"He walks, he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can...Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man."
"He had a Tricky Dicky schlong that could've doubled for a compound bow."
"He had a Tricky Dicky schlong that could've doubled for a compound bow."
Tricky Dicky by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012
number one fuckie
1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
number one fuckie by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012
slop fuckie
I was hungry at the Asian massage parlor, so I went to the chop-suey joint. I got that shit to-go, and went back to the parlor for some slop fuckie! killed both birds my friend.
slop fuckie by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012