1. Derisive nickname for former President Richard Milhous Nixon.
2. A penis with the same "ski slope" curvature that was a distinctive feature of Nixon's nose. (Bonus points for scrotum hanging and jostling like Nixon's jowls).
2. A penis with the same "ski slope" curvature that was a distinctive feature of Nixon's nose. (Bonus points for scrotum hanging and jostling like Nixon's jowls).
"He walks, he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can...Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man."
"He had a Tricky Dicky schlong that could've doubled for a compound bow."
"He had a Tricky Dicky schlong that could've doubled for a compound bow."
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Get the Tricky Dicky mug.A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.
1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
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"This chick i was bangin' the other night had a wicked hot nose, so i had to give her the ole' rhinonasty!"
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Get the rhinonasty mug.1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.
2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.
3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.
3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.
Suck my Jamie Dimon.
Suck my Jamie Dimon.
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"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
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