Norman's definitions

bonerific

The moment you see something that excites you in anyway.

Stacey's mom is bonerific.

Boy that couch is bonerific.

by Norman November 15, 2003

Kolodnies

Old cereal of 1970's, somewhat like Trix, but was all one color.
Had picture of Kangaroo-like creature on front of box. Also had TV commercial where someone repeats in strange voice, "Kolodnie, Kolodnie..." while creature mentioned above hops across screen (animation).

Eat all your Kolodnies, Marvin, or you'll catch your death of cold!

by Norman December 5, 2003

toikey

Slang for "Turkey", as pronounced in the Bronx, Joisey, etc.; can mean any of the following:
1) Large, mostly flightless bird, like the one you flattened with your car while driving in the boonies last Saturday.
2) Refers to a person who is a goofball, has done something clumsily, or is generally undesirable -- a "dud".
3) can also refer to a device, object or system which malfunctions, performs badly, or just plain don't work.

Hunter #1: hey, this Turkey trap you brought along doesn't work!
Hunter #2: It's a turkey?
Hunter #1: No, there is NO Turkey in it..it doesn't work.
Hunter #2: Whatever. Let's get soused.

by Norman December 6, 2003

moggies

English for several (or more) cats

"Those moggies are round the dustbins again"

by Norman July 24, 2004

Cockpocket

1. A woman's vagina
2. A woman with whom you are having a strictly physical relationship.

"Jane hides things in her cockpocket"

"Did you see Russel's new cockpocket? Her tits are bigger than Jane's!"

by Norman January 14, 2004

cheer

Southern U.S. slang for "here". Seems to imply that "chair" can be substituted for "there".

Look rat cheer! (translated: Look right here!).

by Norman December 5, 2003

axolotl

A larval salamander in the larval stage. Also used for nonsense in MAD Magazine. This is a word of the ancient Nahuatl Indian language used by the Aztecs and Toltecs. Other Nahuatl words are Quetzal and Quetzalcoatl.

If you disturb the Axolotl, I'll sic my Quetzal on you!!

by Norman December 5, 2003