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slang for prescription drug klonopin (clonazepam) a benzodiazepine
i passed out after i hit off some klonies
klonies by nate March 18, 2005
That girl sure is a kolonie
kolonie by greekin4407 January 23, 2014
When your friends won't touch you because of the dirtyness one recieves after being with someone of the opposite sex that they are jealous of.
Get away! You are covered in KOODIES!!
koodies by Kuchiki Byakuya April 22, 2006

Kolodziej 

A person with the most power and will conquer the world one day all he needs is a gun and vodka
"Oh is that a kolodziej?"
"Yeah we should befriend him before he conquers the world"
Kolodziej by corgilover123 January 15, 2021

Kolonius 

A person who might be “book smart” but who at times acts severely challenged in the real world. Often those around a Kolonius will be amused and confused by their contradictory behavior. One who serves as a living paradox that “no one this smart can be that big of a moron”.

A Kolonius might stun those around them with their ability to model complex systems using physics or calculus, and at the same time will dumbfound spectators when said character tries to open a can of tuna with an umbrella.
A Kolonius will often concoct elaborate stories having no basis in reality as a sad attempt to cover up for their socially awkward behavior, such as this ludicrous explanation of a failed pick-up attempt:

“I told her if she came home with me I’d photograph her naked in my basement! Uh, um…but then she had to leave because Santa Claus flew in on a vacuum cleaner and reminded me I left the oven on”.

A Kolonius will also multiply any quantity or endeavor to an absurd degree with each re-telling to make stories more sensational, and simultaneously blatantly untrue but hilarious: i.e. “Well I’d had about 43 Gin and Tonics”, or “Oh, that was the week I jogged out to the West Coast”.
Kolonius by Wan Rodriguez December 15, 2008

kolonisatie 

Het woord betekend Kanker op, dat ik heb ik uit het van dale woordenboek
Jo man heb jij frankrijk gekoloniseerd doormiddel van Kolonisatie
man : kanker op
kolonisatie by sennaiskankergayman November 9, 2020