Nokia God's definitions

Tinnies

Term for cans of beer or cider used amongst UK seshheads , tinnies are vital to every sesh .

Lets have a big huge fucking bag of tinnies with the lads after exams

by Nokia God May 13, 2017

idi nahui

Russian insult that literally translates into "go to a dick" and is used in the same context as the English term "fuck off".

-"Idi nahui , blyat"

-"Idi nahui, cyka"

by Nokia God August 24, 2016

Jammy Side Down

A way of determining if the dark lord satan is near by throwing a covering one side of a slice of toast with jam or jelly and throwing it into the air. If the toast lands Jammy side down, the dark lord is near.

*throws toast*
guy 1: Jammy side down...
guy 2: Shit

by Nokia God May 2, 2016

Neb

A policeman who isn't a cunt

badman 1 : "shit hide the bud its the feds"

badman 2: "nah man allow it , he's a neb"
badman 1: "safe"

by Nokia God June 3, 2017

Chored

British slang used amongst youths for having something stolen

"Some pikey chored my bike last night"

by Nokia God November 6, 2016

Millwall Brick

Discovered by fans of the London football team millwall fc , the millwall brick is a club like improvised weapon made of a newspaper that has been rolled lengthways and folded in the middle. It is light and can be as hard as a brick - especially damaging when attached to a length of rope and swung around the head as it is also very light.

Man got smashed up with a millwall brick ay.

by Nokia God June 15, 2016