Definitions by Nohandle@weather

Turlock 

The least of women that have never evolved into taking me to that place.

Yo Turlock is right by the freeway just take the exit here, without Turlock I wouldn't have to walk to Modesto, when I'm in Turlock I like to go to Taco Bell with a girl, The Way Turlock seems is right at home

Turlock by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Lump sum 

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.

There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.

Lump sum by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Coffee 

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.

If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.

Coffee by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Rigidy ratchet 

The definition of rigidity ratchet is that she took up all of the clothes in the f****** house and f****** still had a bunch of period blood in the toilet.

The girl was rigidy ratchet but I still took her home to take her on top of my other girlfriend.

Rigidy ratchet by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Lamplighter inn 

I need to go to The lamplighter inn so I can go down there and find my gold.

How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.

Lamplighter inn by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Suburban cherry 

The suburban Cherry is when you really still haven't hit it yet but you really want to.

They put a phone in my face and I was like me and kissy were popping fools baby and then Keisha had the suburban cherry.

Suburban cherry by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

VF outdoor

Today I got very drunk with my wife and went to work at VF outdoor.

VF outdoors useless, I had a boner at VF outdoor, without VF outdoor I would always be broke, VF outdoor made me think too much, after I got off of work at VF outdoor I was free.

VF outdoor by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021