Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 03, 2003

Keghugger

Asocial partygoers who chaindrink around the keg and vanish the instant the keg is spent.

Cindi came back to us feeling a little foolish after failing to engage those keghuggers in conversation.

by Noel S December 03, 2003

Overcoat Show (see X Files)

N.TV noir- extranatural crime drama with characters clad in overcoats in seemingly all climates. Also a near decade long history of the miniaturization of cellphone tecnology.

TNT inserts commercials in strange places in reruns of the overcoat show.

by Noel S December 03, 2003

AOl customer service syndrome

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

by Noel S December 03, 2003

Biomechanical Zoom

A method of framing a photography subject by aiming the camera then stepping forward or back.

That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.

by Noel S April 13, 2006