Noel S's definitions

Shrapnel

Coins given as a tip- Annoying or inconvenient change.

That party of cubicle dwellers from the phone company tipped me a buck 75 in shrapnel!

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Overcoat Show (see X Files)

N.TV noir- extranatural crime drama with characters clad in overcoats in seemingly all climates. Also a near decade long history of the miniaturization of cellphone tecnology.

TNT inserts commercials in strange places in reruns of the overcoat show.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Biomechanical Zoom

A method of framing a photography subject by aiming the camera then stepping forward or back.

That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.

by Noel S April 13, 2006

Keghugger

Asocial partygoers who chaindrink around the keg and vanish the instant the keg is spent.

Cindi came back to us feeling a little foolish after failing to engage those keghuggers in conversation.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

AOl customer service syndrome

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

by Noel S December 3, 2003