Definitions by Noel S

Keghugger 

Asocial partygoers who chaindrink around the keg and vanish the instant the keg is spent.

Cindi came back to us feeling a little foolish after failing to engage those keghuggers in conversation.

Keghugger by Noel S December 3, 2003

AOl customer service syndrome 

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

AOl customer service syndrome by Noel S December 3, 2003

Cellular Service Plan Syndrome 

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

Cellular Service Plan Syndrome by Noel S December 3, 2003

prarie dogging 

When corporate hacks raise heads above the cubicle walls and look around to see office goings on.

That data entry guys cussing out of his wife on the phone caused a sudden rash of prarie dogging.

prarie dogging by Noel S December 3, 2003

Pilsner Proliferation 

the annoying tendency for any grocery or convenience store beer case to be 99% filled with different brands of the same bland undrinkable 'American pilsner': Budwieser, Miller, Coors, etc.,with the remaining 1% contaning poor examples of imported beers like Heiniken or corona. Often the only ale offering is
Bass.

I went to the store wanting some DunkelWiesen but was disapointed to find a bad case of Pilsner Proliferation.

Pilsner Proliferation by Noel S December 3, 2003