Nobody reads this except you-'s definitions

hah lol nobody cares

A phrase ex-besties keeps texting me.

Me: I AM LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW CALL AN AMBULANCE
Ex friend: hah lol nobody cares
Me: about you.

by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021

1w3r5y7i9p

Still bored? Ok ok go eat whatever I highly suggest to DO SOMETHING instead of going on the urban dictionary and type random stuff on your phone. If your sulking from work then I have a suggestion- I suggest if you’re trying to beat the urban dictionary in keyboard patterns try pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq. That’s the whole keyboard in wave formation.

Person 1: IM SO BORED IM GONNA 1w3r5y7i9p
Person 2: haha no. If your trying to beat the urban dictionary then try pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq.
Person 1: good idea!

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

fart in the middle of class

The most embarrassing thing

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

cpokie

I already made the definition for cppkie but this typo needs auto correct and you need new fingers I can’t believe someone actually messed up this badly holy shit-

John’s text message: cpokies again? Pleaaaase?
Joan’s text message: *gif of raising eyebrows*
John’s text message: sorry, sorry- cookies. I’ll turn on autocorrect again.

by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021

why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes

To be honest, I don’t know, and I’m glad you asked, too, because I have no idea how you found this page.

Why why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

your on the right track

Something my teacher won’t stop saying

Teacher: well, your on the right track
Me in my head: STOP SAYING THAT MY ANSWER WASNT EVEN CLOSE

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

cppkie

I’m surprised your auto correct didn’t actually work! Now you might be wandering- WHY THE HELL IS THERE A DEFINITION FOR THIS? Well I accidentally typed this myself and felt like defining it so, yeah. Next time, check your spelling please

John’s text message: let’s grab cppkies!
Joan’s text message: 1st off, you meant cookies, right? 2nd off, STOP TURNING OFF AUTO CORRECT PLEASE!
John’s text message: oops, sorry. I meant cookies. I’ll turn on auto correct again

by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021