Nobody's definitions

FUD

"fucking useless drivel"

"Did you learn anything at that presentation this afternoon?"
"Nope, just more FUD from the marketing department, as usual"

by nobody March 12, 2005

Albania

Country, near Italy, borders Greece Macedonia, Montenegro, and Serbia. Mostly mountanious, has a coast on the Adriatic sea. Albanians are decendents from the Illirians. Was an Ottoman province until 1913. Had a brief kingship from 1913 to the beging of WWII. After WWII a communist dictatorship was enacted under the rule of Enver Hoxha. He died in the 1980s soon thereafter, in 1990 communism was overthrown, and a new corrupt democratic government took hold. Albania is the only country in Europe to date to have a positive growth rate and a muslim majority.
Albanian - a person from Albania. Shqiperia is the local name for Albania.

Gjergj Kastrioti is Albania's national hero.

by Nobody March 7, 2005

st.brendan girl

One of the skankiest girls you'll ever meet.

Oye papi, yo estoy buena y varata! 8th street for life.

by Nobody March 7, 2005

tower hill

Very small co-educational private school founded in 1919 with the ugliest kids in Delaware, good.

Tower Hill, more like Suck Hill.

by nobody March 3, 2005

Fahrenheit 9/11

A movie that an ultra-liberal millionaire director made to attack Bush for all his supposed "lies." He gives only one side of the story, which is the reason this movie is full of lies. The thing is that he contradicted himself just making this movie. Events in this movie such as the part with Bush playing golf makes absolutely no sense at all, because that was taped about a year earlier when he first became president. If Michael Moore knew what he was talking about, then this movie would not have as many lies, obviously. He is just making Liberals look bad, which he himself as a Liberal shouldn't do. To conclude, this movie was just propaganda.

(On the O'Reilly Factor)
To O'Reilly: Would you sacrifice your child to go to Iraq?
This makes no sense, because it's your child's decision if they want to join the military.

by nobody March 3, 2005

Tsouk

To invent strange french men alternative egos. To be jealous of those named "Maegan" who are super cool. Beware, if you see a manly figure sporting a trendy pink two piece bathing suit, this is most likely a Tsouker.

person 1: Jean pierre called me...
person 2: you were TSOUKED!

(any tsouker) : Maegan is so cool!!!

AAAh, a tsouker is on the loose!

by nobody February 20, 2005

battlefury

1: An axe that cleaves. (DOTA reference)
2: A level 60 Tauren Warrior on Kil'Jaeden server.
3: Xing Jin!
4: Alternative name for male phallus

1: Perseverance + Mithril Hammer + Claymore = Battlefury.
2: Nobody owns Battlefury in a duel.
3: "My name is not Xing, it's Battlefury!"
4: Xing says his battlefury is very large and powerful.

by nobody February 17, 2005