Noblewolf797's definitions

gentleman's light

When a guys keeps a lighter on him, whether he smokes or not, he uses the lighter to light a lady's cigarette.

I don't smoke but I do keep a gentleman's light just case a lady wants to light a cigarette.

by Noblewolf797 August 31, 2025

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021

make a bank deposit

Another way to say that you have to poop. Similar to “dropping off the kids at the pool.”

Person 1: Aw man nature is calling and I need to go make a bank deposit bad.

by Noblewolf797 May 15, 2022