Noblewolf797's definitions

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

Lace and Whiskey

The third solo album by Alice Cooper. Also the name of one of the album’s songs.

My favorite songs by Alice Cooper are “School’s Out” and “Lace and Whiskey.”

by Noblewolf797 February 21, 2021

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021

make a bank deposit

Another way to say that you have to poop. Similar to “dropping off the kids at the pool.”

Person 1: Aw man nature is calling and I need to go make a bank deposit bad.

by Noblewolf797 May 15, 2022