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Definitions by Noble Webster

Freemasonry 

A fraternity having more than 6 million members worldwide and claiming origins as far back as the time of the Old Testament, though this has not been proven. However, since the Masonic brotherhood places so strong an emphasis on secrecy, this has lead to centuries of idle speculation concerning the Brotherhood, most of it negative. However, once a man becomes a Mason he discovers that the secrecy of Freemasonry has only one function: to teach the lesson of maintaining trust and confidentiality, both of which are qualities Masons and Non-Masons alike seek in their closest friendships.
freemasonry, fraternity, secrecy
Freemasonry by Noble Webster February 5, 2010
The whale ate him with horrible teeth of pain.
Whale by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

Dictionary 

You're holding it, you moron. See MORON.
He looked up "dictionary" in a dictionary, so I assumed he was a moron.
Dictionary by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

Oil tanker 

The oil tanker pulled into the harbor at Galveston, assuring a good healthy dose of American capitalist supremacy. Oil. It's what's for dinner.
Oil tanker by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

absurdity 

Any belief or opinion that disagrees with one's own.
Global warming is a complete absurdity.
absurdity by Noble Webster February 5, 2010
Someone who eats neither meat nor dairy. Usually accompanied by extreme liberalism, environmental activism, bisexual tendencies, and tolerance to the point of being unable to tolerate any belief or opinion that isn't left-wing kook-fringe nonsense.
She was a vegan, so he didn't bother asking her out on a date. He merely gave her a tofu sausage and walked away to the sounds of her moaning in what normal people could only vaguely assume was sexual pleasure.
vegan by Noble Webster February 5, 2010
Referring to anyone who merely follows the party line, devoid of any semblance of critical thinking or analysis, merely because they believe it will get them laid frequently at smarmy left-wing parties featuring tofu and pictures of Barack Obama.
They were all sheeple because they believed Obama was always right and always loved them because he was black and they felt guilty.
Sheeple by Noble Webster February 5, 2010