No Hemingway's definitions

Yanksgiving

When Americans give the world a national sales day in November rather than anything meaningful like Thanksgiving.

Do people celebrate Thanksgiving in your country? You know the day where Americans thank god for all the food Native American Indians gave them or do you just celebrate Yanksgiving?

by No Hemingway November 4, 2019

Trump Musk

A type of fart fragrance given as a gift to someone you don't like.

Wow, people really don't like that Trump Musk smell in their house. Who would have thought it could be so noxious.

by No Hemingway February 13, 2025

BREXIT Breakfast

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.

I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.

by No Hemingway November 13, 2018

Warped Mind

When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.

Did you hear Donald Trump talking about Operation Warp Speed? He has such a Warped Mind.

by No Hemingway May 20, 2020

Desperate Klingon

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."

Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.

by No Hemingway May 21, 2020

Zoomsday

For over 50 years, people have celebrated the works of James Joyce with Bloomsday events all over the world on June 16th.

This year some Joyceans will have to celebrate Bloomsday 2020 online.

Share your Zoomsday experience with friends and family.

Are you taking part in Zoomsday?

by No Hemingway May 31, 2020