Nipple Knockers's definitions

Scraped the grapes

When a person that identifies as male, grazes his testicles on the seat of a toilet

Josh was hammered on Easter but he accidentally scraped the grapes on his wife’s grandmother’s toilet seat.

by Nipple Knockers May 17, 2025

Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023

Tweef’in

When a male is twerking on the dance floor with a male or female and farts into the entry hole of a penis or vagina of their dance partner.

Josh felt a gust of air into his male vagina because Keith was Tweef’in

by Nipple Knockers July 15, 2022

Sister Rodeo

When you are having sex with a woman doggystyle, you gently slide your thumb into her anus, then say, “I fucked your sister last night.” You then hold on for as long as possible.

Josh was having sex with Brandy, he broke the news of his last week’s infidelity with her sister Britt and had a sister rodeo.

by Nipple Knockers July 15, 2022

Queerf’d

When two male patrons are in a small bathroom and they are ass to ass. One man farts into another man’s ass, that man then sensually releases the air.

Josh and Keith were in the Bambi it was tight quarters… Josh could not hold the air in his anus and released into Keith’s ass… Keith then queerf’d unexpectedly

by Nipple Knockers July 3, 2022

Mile Low Club

When in an airplane while grounded, 2 individuals have sex in the bathroom on the plane. The male ejaculates into the female while grounded, when the plane becomes airborne the semen continues to climb into the vagina cavity of his partner.

Steve wanted to become a member of the mile high club but could not contain himself with the young flight attendant. They had sex in the bathroom on a delay in Denver. Once the plane took off and her stomach felt awkward Stephani realized she was a member of the mile low club.

by Nipple Knockers May 13, 2022

Chapped-lips-stick

On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.

It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?

by Nipple Knockers April 3, 2022