An employee that is awesome when supervised closely, but manages to screw everything up, to an impressive degree, when left on his or he own.
I cant recommend Mike for that promotion, I mean he's great when you work with him, but I'm afraid he might accidentally burn the place down when I leave the room. He's definitely a Great Soldier, Horrible General
by Ninja Nerd Warrior October 14, 2015
The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.
I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015
That special kind of crazy, that some women possess, where you can't decide if this relationship is going to be incredibly fun, or if its going to go off the rails and you're going to die horribly.
So after she throat punched our waitress, because she thought the waitress was being too flirty. We had to get out of there before the cops showed up. We got back to my car, where we had sex on the hood. That's when it occurred to me that she might be a little Roller Coaster Crazy
by Ninja Nerd Warrior July 03, 2016
The stack of money that a customer at a strip club places on the table, in hopes that it will get the dancers to talk to him. However that customer never spends a dime. Just puts that stack back in his pocket and leaves.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 29, 2014
A fight engaged in on any form of social media. Usually involving threats of physical violence which will never occur, even if they ever meet in person
I just sat there and watched these two argue in the comment section. Talking tough and trying to scare each other. It was a total Bitch Battle
by Ninja Nerd Warrior April 07, 2018
The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.
I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle
by Ninja Nerd Warrior April 07, 2018
Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one
I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 10, 2018