Ninja Nerd Warrior's definitions

Cheer Pet

The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.

The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 9, 2015

duracell dick

An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with

He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 28, 2017

Retard Handle

The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.

I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018

living your best life

What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.

We got so wasted at the club last night. Dont tell me about living your best life.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 13, 2019

douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015

Bitch Battle

A fight engaged in on any form of social media. Usually involving threats of physical violence which will never occur, even if they ever meet in person

I just sat there and watched these two argue in the comment section. Talking tough and trying to scare each other. It was a total Bitch Battle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018

atomic ugly

When someone is so ugly that it ruins everything around you for years to come.

How was your blind date last weekend?

It was horrible, I dont know if I will ever recover. He wasn't just ugly, he was Atomic Ugly

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 18, 2018