Definitions by Ninja Nerd Warrior
living your best life
What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.
living your best life by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 13, 2019
Cosplay Hot
When you're at a comic convention and you hook up with a female in cosplay, that you thought was hot. But then you see her in her regular clothes and are severely disappointed.
I broke up with that girl that I met at Comic Con. She was Cosplay Hot. If she was always dressed like wonder woman, she'd be perfect.
Cosplay Hot by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 12, 2018
Audio Douche
The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down
Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche
Audio Douche by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 10, 2018
Catfishing Yourself
Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one
I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself
Catfishing Yourself by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018
Retard Handle
The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.
I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle
Retard Handle by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018
Bitch Battle
A fight engaged in on any form of social media. Usually involving threats of physical violence which will never occur, even if they ever meet in person
I just sat there and watched these two argue in the comment section. Talking tough and trying to scare each other. It was a total Bitch Battle
Bitch Battle by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018
atomic ugly
How was your blind date last weekend?
It was horrible, I dont know if I will ever recover. He wasn't just ugly, he was Atomic Ugly
It was horrible, I dont know if I will ever recover. He wasn't just ugly, he was Atomic Ugly
atomic ugly by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 18, 2018