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Great Soldier, Horrible General

An employee that is awesome when supervised closely, but manages to screw everything up, to an impressive degree, when left on his or he own.
I cant recommend Mike for that promotion, I mean he's great when you work with him, but I'm afraid he might accidentally burn the place down when I leave the room. He's definitely a Great Soldier, Horrible General
by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 4, 2015
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Getting Kanye'd

When someone interrupts something you are saying, with somthing completely pointless that takes the attention off of you and puts it on them.
Have you noticed how Brenda will always talk about her new job, I had to stop hanging with her because I got tired of Getting Kanye'd everytime I opened my mouth.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2015
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Bitch Battle

A fight engaged in on any form of social media. Usually involving threats of physical violence which will never occur, even if they ever meet in person
I just sat there and watched these two argue in the comment section. Talking tough and trying to scare each other. It was a total Bitch Battle
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018
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Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.
I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015
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Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate
I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017
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captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.
Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017
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duracell dick

An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with
He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 28, 2017
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