Ninja Nerd Warrior's definitions

Great Soldier, Horrible General

An employee that is awesome when supervised closely, but manages to screw everything up, to an impressive degree, when left on his or he own.

I cant recommend Mike for that promotion, I mean he's great when you work with him, but I'm afraid he might accidentally burn the place down when I leave the room. He's definitely a Great Soldier, Horrible General

by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 4, 2015

Getting Kanye'd

When someone interrupts something you are saying, with somthing completely pointless that takes the attention off of you and puts it on them.

Have you noticed how Brenda will always talk about her new job, I had to stop hanging with her because I got tired of Getting Kanye'd everytime I opened my mouth.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2015

Retard Handle

The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.

I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018

atomic ugly

When someone is so ugly that it ruins everything around you for years to come.

How was your blind date last weekend?

It was horrible, I dont know if I will ever recover. He wasn't just ugly, he was Atomic Ugly

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 18, 2018

Bitch Battle

A fight engaged in on any form of social media. Usually involving threats of physical violence which will never occur, even if they ever meet in person

I just sat there and watched these two argue in the comment section. Talking tough and trying to scare each other. It was a total Bitch Battle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018

douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015

living your best life

What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.

We got so wasted at the club last night. Dont tell me about living your best life.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 13, 2019