Ninja Nerd Warrior's definitions

Stripper bait

The stack of money that a customer at a strip club places on the table, in hopes that it will get the dancers to talk to him. However that customer never spends a dime. Just puts that stack back in his pocket and leaves.

I always have at least $100 in ones on the table when I go to the strip club as stripper bait.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 11, 2014

Cust-Friend

A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.

Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? "
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"

by Ninja Nerd Warrior November 13, 2014

Cheer Pet

The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.

The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 9, 2015

Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015

Getting Kanye'd

When someone interrupts something you are saying, with somthing completely pointless that takes the attention off of you and puts it on them.

Have you noticed how Brenda will always talk about her new job, I had to stop hanging with her because I got tired of Getting Kanye'd everytime I opened my mouth.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2015

douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015

Roller Coaster Crazy

That special kind of crazy, that some women possess, where you can't decide if this relationship is going to be incredibly fun, or if its going to go off the rails and you're going to die horribly.

So after she throat punched our waitress, because she thought the waitress was being too flirty. We had to get out of there before the cops showed up. We got back to my car, where we had sex on the hood. That's when it occurred to me that she might be a little Roller Coaster Crazy

by Ninja Nerd Warrior July 2, 2016