NASCAR Fan

1.) One who considers turning left a sport.
2.) One who consumes Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching aforementioned "sport".
3.) One who has never heard of WRC, or otherwise cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of WRC's inherent superiority over NASCAR.
4.) One who fails to realize that the automotive world is far bigger than just Ford, GM, and Daimler-Chrysler.
5.) One who takes offense when Dale Earnhardt Jr. is exposed as a media-whoring redneck bastard with no talent.
6.) One who may possibly have been or is currently in a sexual relationship with a blood relative.
7.) One who should be murdered on-sight, preferrably with a blunt object salvaged from a Toyota parts bin.

Shut up, NASCAR Fan, before I say something really mean.

by Ninja Disaster March 05, 2005

4 Banger

A vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine; They're pretty much crap without some sort of forced induction system.

You can turn your 120hp Integra 4-banger into a 250hp contender with a turbo kit, mate. Of course, you could have gotten a Camaro or a DSM with that money, but noooo...

by Ninja Disaster November 24, 2004

Audioslave

A band who can't decide whether they're the new Soundgarden or not. Nine times out of ten, you probably couldn't tell an Audioslave track apart from a Soundgarden track. I still like them though.

They're confused as hell, but they still make good music. Cornell + Morello = Win.

by Ninja Disaster January 22, 2004

Chillaxin

A word 6th-grade ghetto-wannabe fuckheads use in order to be hip. Anyone caught using it should be euthanized on the spot.

Kid1: Yo dawg, wassup?
Kid2: Nothin' bro. Jus' chillaxin.
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by Ninja Disaster May 03, 2004

MCSE

1.) Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. A computer expert who really isn't.

2.) The clown college diploma of the IT world.

"I am a computar expert because I am an MCSE! This Lunix computar is broken! The Start button is missing!"

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

Stick Shift

See: manual transmission. The only real way to drive a car, especially if it's rear-wheel drive.

Look at that stupid ricer in his "mad phat" Honda Civic. I bet he doesn't even know how to drive stick shift.

by Ninja Disaster July 31, 2004

a perfect circle

H-O-W-E-R-D-E-L, and yesh, he's pretty talented. Maynard's vocals are pretty fucking sweet as well. A shame about Paz leaving the band, though... She was hot. And it's not fair to compare APC with Tool. That's like comparing the Beetles to Anthrax.

Thirteenth Step, the new APC record, is pretty fucking awesome. My favorite track is "Gravity".

by Ninja Disaster September 14, 2003