deuce

(noun)a textbook example of what is the result of a complete bowel movement, more often than not of a solid nature and oftentimes it's occurrence and presence is a surprise to many; a big pile of shit; feces; poop; doo-doo; excrement; dung; poo-poo; defecation

Teddy saw Tony and couldn't help but to go tease him, and also to start some new gossip. Teddy came up to Tony and said, "I saw you roll by last night. Looked like you had the neighborhood cum dumpster, Big Ho Betsy, with ya. I gotta know, how'd that turn out for you?"

Surrendering to the truth Tony gave it up real, "Well when I first got inside her I learned first-hand two things : 1 I was the the first homie to ride that ride that day and 2 if I don't want to stir in another man's splooge then I should have gotten up with this ho way earlier in the day. The bitch is a goddamn animal, y'know that?" "Why you say that?" inquired Teddy, his grin tucked away all nice and proper. "That goddamn slimy bitch took a shit in the guest bathroom, dropped the biggest, foulest deuce I've ever seen in my life, didn't bother with flushing the toilet or even with using any toilet paper......cause she just stole the toillet paper". Holding back no longer Teddy erupted in a spasm of laughter he could stifle no more.

by Nikki Stixx December 17, 2020

dumpster-diving

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

by Nikki Stixx May 08, 2019

hoism

(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.

One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.

by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022

DRT

(acronym) Abbreviation for radio used by police stating a subject/person is deceased, particularly in reference to drug overdoses.

In his standard chameleon-style voice Trooper Baker stated in his transmission “......one subject was found at the premises, subject was DRT so emergency medical attention is not required...”. ‘Shit’ he thought, I was looking to make an arrest too’. Looking over the corpse, and someone’s son he spat, “Why’d ya have to be dead for, you junk-o loser?”

by Nikki Stixx March 22, 2021

God-dom

(noun) The state at which someone, something, or some place has attained a level that is considered by most to make them the best at whatever it is that they do or are and they are deserving of all the acknowledgment, respect, accolades, etc. that go along with being at such a state.

Tommie and his band were the epitome of what a Rock 'N Roll band was supposed to be about. If one of them had a girlfriend she was most definitely a ho and had more than likely fucked everyone else in the band at some point in time or on the reg, they all abused drugs and alcohol, and pretty much lived a self-destructive lifestyle. Tommie felt as though they were on a straight course to Rock 'N ROLL God-dom.

by Nikki Stixx March 15, 2021

On the nod

(Verb) Oftentimes the condition or state of being a person wishes to attain, and usually does whenever the sufficient amount of opiates are consumed. Successful attainment will include eyes closed and head titled slightly down. In its most extreme form this writer has seen a person practically folded in half while standing upright as if they were touching their toes.

Grant doesn't have a single pair of pants that do not have cigarette burns on the legs. Every time he gets on the nod he will light a cigarette, then he'll closes his eyes and he doesn't come to or snap out of it until the cigarette burns up and burns a hole in his pants.

by Nikki Stixx July 22, 2020

FuckDoll

(noun) A non-derogatory and endearing term or nickname shared between a man and woman who share many common interests, primarily sexual relations.

The smell they had concocted was a sweet, desirable, and pleasurable scent of top-shelf tobacco and sex sweat from the friction of two lovers grinding in sync with one another that carried a hint of ether to it. Now laying beside one another, catching their breath, Shannon turned on her side to face Nikki to tell him, “This is getting to be more fun than I ever dreamed it would be, I’m loving being your FuckDoll, love”. Nikki responded, “And Fuckdoll it is certainly a pleasure for me to be sharing my sweat and seed with fine, foxy fuckin’ FuckDoll like yourself. You get me so goddamn hard, for real”. Satisfied sufficiently, Shannon smiled then slid underneath the sheets and soon secured Nikki’s serpentine into a solid state.

by Nikki Stixx October 07, 2021