(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.
Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.
by Nikki Stixx April 08, 2022
Get the S-a-D mug.(noun) A person who buys, takes, or purchases goods and/or products that have been stolen. (verb) To sell an item or product that has been stolen.
Bobby worked in sales and known as an effective fence. If ever Chuck and BoBo hit a good lick and needed to move their stolen booty out of sight of everyone they knew that they could get in touch with Bobby to make the such things happen as well as get the very top dollar price such items might merit.
by Nikki Stixx April 09, 2021
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With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.
Not only did Jordy invent the soupcan ambush—-he perfected it. I swear to be such a destructive fucker he could load up a few of my cans of soup into his pillowcase, slip off into the night, locate victim he deemed appropriate, drop them, and return back to the dorm in less than an hour with serious bank and the soupcans undamaged.
by Nikki Stixx August 19, 2022
Get the soupcan ambush mug.(Noun) Any type of shotgun (I.e. 20 gauge, 12 gauge, .410, etc), any longer scattergun. The perfect weapon for home defense, personal defense, and is also perfect for the novice firearm shooter in acquiring their target.
"Baby, listen" Nikki said to Shannon, "Here in my world I promise you I will never joke when it comes to the boomstick. If I tell you, 'Lover, please get me the boomstick and get it in a hurry' please know that what I'm really saying to you is 'Get the fucking shotgun quick'".
by Nikki Stixx August 29, 2020
Get the Boomstick mug.(noun) A firearm that is acquired and used that has absolutely no direct or concrete connections with its temporary owner and user. More often than not such firearms are acquired for felonious purposes done in secret. Once such deeds have been completed the implement is then wiped clean of fingerprints and thrown away by the owner never to be reunited together again. Shhhhhhh…..
Dougie sure was a clever fellow, he also talked a lot of shit and raised a lot of hell. Because he enjoyed doing so he always kept a throwaway within arm’s reach in case somebody wanted to get cute and deep six his ass. But I tell ya he had to have deep-sixed a few himself cause I’ve seen him have at least half a dozen throwaways since I’ve known him.
by Nikki Stixx September 28, 2021
Get the throwaway mug.(Verb) The unsavory practice of a man sticking his cock in both a woman's vagina and asshole without washing his cock in between orifices. Oftentimes is the case this dirty bird will alternate between the two without any consideration of the health hazards he is potentially placing on his receptor.
Shut-faced drunk Kevin was throwing the cock to Betsy with reckless abandon and throwing caution to the wind doin a little double dipping action as he slid his cock first in her asshole and then her vagina and continued to do so in no steady order. Being one if her many 'trusty-rusties' Betsy could tell whenever Kevin was about to cash in his chips, so when that came about she quickly pushed him out of her and proceeded to polish his knob so that she wouldn't seem so slimy to her current boyfriend if she had to go and put up with his shit later. Plus being a semen depository for so many sometimes gave Betsy a not-so-fresh feeling inside, and smelled pretty funky outside as well.
by Nikki Stixx November 17, 2020
Get the Double dipping mug.Phrase suggesting that the listener appreciate, celebrate, and recognize and ultimately behold what it is that the speaker is referring.
Nikki stared in wonder at what he saw before him. There was Shannon sitting statuesque on the bar with her ankles in her hands, her smooth tan legs held in a perfect V-formation, her welcoming puss glistening with delight. "Come on, lover.... Drink it in. It's what you want, yes? Figuratively for now.....on a little bit you can get more literal".
by Nikki Stixx August 16, 2020
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