• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.
• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.
Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
Get the Incarceritis mug.To treat and street, otherwise known as Treat em' and Street em' is a colloquial term used in emergency medicine meaning to take care of the patient and discharge them in a quick manner.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 28, 2014
Get the Treat and Street mug.Dontopedalogy is a term said to have been coined by England's Prince Philip meaning, 'the talent for putting one's foot into one's mouth'.
• The art of putting your foot in your mouth before speaking.
• The talent of saying really stupid things at inappropriate times.
• The art of putting your foot in your mouth before speaking.
• The talent of saying really stupid things at inappropriate times.
J is quite an expert in the field of dontopedalogy: she sticks her foot in her mouth every time she opens it.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
Get the Dontopedalogy mug.1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.
2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.
3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.
2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.
3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.
Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
Get the Cabulance mug.Drunkicidal refers to a person intoxicated on alcohol that has become suicidal or is having suicidal Ideations.
Doctor: " That patient in room 8 is hammered. Came in because he wanted to kill himself; I think he is really just drunkicidal.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
Get the Drunkicidal mug.A B52 is an injection of 3 different drugs that is usually used on psych patients, or patients that are being combative.
It is usually given IM (intramuscular)
It consists of the following 3 meds
• Benadryl 50mg
• Haldol 5mg
• Ativan 2mg
It has a very calming and sedative effect on patients and very often puts them to sleep.
It is usually given IM (intramuscular)
It consists of the following 3 meds
• Benadryl 50mg
• Haldol 5mg
• Ativan 2mg
It has a very calming and sedative effect on patients and very often puts them to sleep.
That patient in room 8 is flipping out!
They need a B52.. Stat!
The patient in room 8 is taking a nice little B52 nap. They needed the rest and so did we!
I think you need to B52 that patient before he starts hitting people and totally flipping out.
They need a B52.. Stat!
The patient in room 8 is taking a nice little B52 nap. They needed the rest and so did we!
I think you need to B52 that patient before he starts hitting people and totally flipping out.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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