Definitions by Nick1401

PMS 

A condition that women make up, as excuse for being a total bitch once a month

I've got PMS, don't upset me for 3 days.

fuck off, im going down the pub.

PMS by Nick1401 January 23, 2008

e-pissed 

bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.

shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!

e-pissed by Nick1401 December 25, 2007

grazer

A person, like myself, who eats food at sporadic intervals during the day, only when hungry.

The opposite to a gorger. See 'gorger'

GORGER: 'Are you going to finish that dinner?' GRAZER: 'No'

GORGER: 'Why?'

GRAZER 'I've had enough, I'm no longer hungry'

GORGER 'Waste not, want not'

Picks up grazers plate and finishes grazers meal.

grazer by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

gorger 

A person who fills themselves full with food, so they can go long periods without having to eat again.

Opposite to a grazer. See 'grazer'

GORGER:

'I just had a huge breakfast, I'm full to bursting. Still, at least I won't have to eat now for a good while.'

GRAZER:

'So you don't fancy one of my sarnies when we have a break?'

GORGER:

'No thanks, I'd probably throw up, I'm that full'

gorger by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

cheese check 

checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.

man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.

cheese check by Nick1401 November 11, 2007

media scrum 

A horde of photographers and/or journalists that gather to snap that first shot, or ask that first question , at a scene of media excitement, usually involving a famous person mired in controversy, or even just joe public thrown into the spotlight for a similar outrage or scandal.

'The parents were greeted by a media scrum, as they arrived at the police station for questioning over the disappearance of their daughter.'

media scrum by Nick1401 September 15, 2007

spitroast 

A great sexual activity, that involves getting a chick, banging her senseless from behind, ass or pussy, while she gets a cock rammed down her throat from the front.

Lets spitroast that sweet looking young blonde babe over there

spitroast by Nick1401 August 20, 2007