lippy cunt

(1) A cheeky bastard with too much to say for themselves. See also 'gob shite'

(2) Vagina with over developed beef curtains.

(1)
"Is it your round Bazza?"
"Fuck off you lippy cunt."

(2)
"Check out the gash on that. That's some lippy cunt."

by Nick T W February 05, 2008

tinted twat

Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted

You just have to look at him to know he can't be trusted, the tinted twat.

by Nick T W December 06, 2007

cock botherer

Flirtatious gay man; term of insult aimed at a heterosexual man with tinted hair highlights (see also 'tinted twat').

Craig, what have you done with your hair? You look like a cock botherer.

by Nick T W December 06, 2007

cushion picker

Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.

The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.

by Nick T W February 08, 2008

spunk gargler

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

by Nick T W January 30, 2008

cuntcum

Vaginal fluid, usually excessive.

I pulled my dick out of her and it was dripping cuntcum.

by Nick T W January 30, 2008

cunt crash

Sex between ugly lezzas

Look at those dykes, that's a cunt crash waiting to happen

by Nick T W July 01, 2008