stog

A stog is a cigar, not a cigarette. Short for stogie.
Bill: "Sorry, I guess it's just too small."
Monica: "That's all right. Use this stog, that'll do the trick."
by Nick D December 01, 2003
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Cutty

1) Like the cut...off to the side or in the background, generally implying some type of shady activity.
2) Out of the way, far from normal civilization (NOT the same as "country")
1) "We in da cutty motherfucker, you done done too much you got it comin' motherfucker" -Snoop Dogg ("Die 4 My Niggaz")

2) Compared to the rest of America, Alaska is way the fuck out in the cutty.
by Nick D October 15, 2003
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D.A.R.E.

Drug
Abuse
Resistance
Education

e.g. a bunch of bullshit taught by a cop to your kids
"YES!!! I won the D.A.R.E. award and got a free T-shirt."
"Whatever you little fucking narc, give it 5 years and you'll be as doped out as any of us."
by Nick D February 24, 2003
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the wife

A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.
Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."
by Nick D February 26, 2004
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pop music group

A talentless, cookie-cutter product of the music industry that has changed form over the years, but right now in 2004 generally consists of:

1) A Jamaican-sounding guy singing in broken English and making little if any sense
2) Any girl with a half-decent voice, usually singing about dancing in the club or something equally overused and pointless

Apparently some people in America actually like this kind of music and have the impressive self-restraint to avoid changing the station when such a group is on the radio. I have yet to meet such a person, but I'd guess that middle schools all over the country are full of them.
See Sean Paul featuring whoever, Black-Eyed Peas, Shaggy featuring whoever, or any of the 200 other no-name spinoffs.


Typical song:

Jamaican guy:
"Shake yo booty mama
Shake shake yo booty
I like to see you shake it
Shake yo booty shake it"

Girl:
"I'm in the club dancing on a Friday night
I'm hangin with my peeps and I feel all right"

And so on...
The above song would probably crack the top 10 on the pop charts if I were to expand the lyrics and produce it. Sad, isn't it?
by Nick D August 16, 2004
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personality

An excuse many guys use to justify why they're banging a beat, tore up, broke down, ugly girl.
Don: "Hey, I met your new girlfriend at Jenny's house yesterday."
James: "Oh yeah? What'd you think of her."
Don: "Well...um...I'm sure she has a really good personality."
James: "Fuck you."
by Nick D May 03, 2004
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Hus and Kous

weird-ass nerds that always study and never talk to anyone, but show up at parties to hang out in the corner and take pictures of random people and shit
So it was Saturday night and there was this huge ass party so I got up on the mike and yelled "WAAAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAP motherfuckers!!?!?!?!?!" but then nobody said jack shit and I realized it wasn't really a party, it was a library and a bunch of weird-ass Hus and Kous were looking up at me over their fucking organic chem books. That was a crazy trip dogg.
by Nick D February 13, 2003
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