jack

Absolutely nothing; a shortened form of jack shit or jack squat and a synonym of diddly.

Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"

by Nick D September 09, 2006

slip her the sausage

bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".

The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.

by Nick D February 18, 2003

pinch of

A very little amount or to a small degree. Opposite of grip of, grippa, gang of, and hella. See also pincha.

It only takes pinch of alcohol before your little sister ends up with grip of wang in her mouth.

by Nick D December 19, 2005

Little Britain

A great show. I do really like it but there is a bad point, one I don't think Matt Lucas thought about. The endless quotes. If I heard one more "Yeah, but no, but" or "ano" or "Dust, Dust anyone" i may just have to rip there fucking heads off and destroy them!

Simon (Train Boy): You see Little Britain last night?"
Nick: "Yeah"
Simon (Train Freak): It was the best yet... Yeah but no but yeah but.." *smack*

by Nick D November 10, 2004

oddball

a guy with one nut (see uni-nut).

Joey has been an oddball ever since he lost his other nut in a child molesting accident.

by Nick D April 03, 2003

Atkins diet

A diet that advocating eating basically whatever the hell you want as long as it's low in carbs. Supposedly helps you lose weight.

"Hey I saw your mom at Denny's today eating a plate of 10 eggs scrambled with extra cheese, 30 strips of bacon, and a large glass of half and half. Must have blown half her paycheck on that one."
"Shut up man. She's on the Atkins diet. She's already lost 10 pounds."
"What's that put her at, deuce and a half."
"Close, she's about 280 nowadays."
"That's a HUGE bitch!"

by Nick D February 24, 2004

grip of

Extremely or a lot of. See also grippa.

Diggity damn, I see a grip of fine bitches up in this piece!

Childress is at the line shooting two with Stanford down two points and 3.4 seconds left...damn nigga he's grip of got to make these shots!

by Nick D February 08, 2004