I caught James in the bathroom again, beating his meat as usual. Someone needs to tell jack-off Jimmy to find himself a bitch.
by Nick D May 02, 2003
When Dan started telling the girl at the bar that he lived in a barn with 3 sheep, 2 horses, and his parents, his chances of beating it up that night started circling the drain.
by Nick D September 25, 2003
Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
by Nick D February 18, 2005
Something or someone that is ridiculed by everyone else and is often well-known only because it is so ridiculous and so bad it's funny.
The 2004 USA "Dream Team" is the laughing stock of the basketball world.
David Hasselhoff is the laughing stock of the rap music industry.
William Hung is the laughing stock of the American people.
David Hasselhoff is the laughing stock of the rap music industry.
William Hung is the laughing stock of the American people.
by Nick D August 16, 2004
Pete: "Something's fishy here."
George: "Yeah, we need to get to the root of this problem."
Alcoholic in the corner: "WHAT!?! Did someone say 'rut? I'm playing!"
Pete: "He means 'root' as in the kind that grows on trees."
Alcoholic: "Oh." (passes out)
George: "Yeah, we need to get to the root of this problem."
Alcoholic in the corner: "WHAT!?! Did someone say 'rut? I'm playing!"
Pete: "He means 'root' as in the kind that grows on trees."
Alcoholic: "Oh." (passes out)
by Nick D May 25, 2004
to enter a vehicle such as a convertible or Jeep by jumping in the side rather than opening the door.
On the Dukes of Hazzard, Bo Duke used to bo-duke it all the time.
A lot of rednecks like to bo-duke it into their Ford F-150s.
A lot of rednecks like to bo-duke it into their Ford F-150s.
by Nick D September 09, 2003
To have sexual intercourse with a girl.
SYNONYMS: beat it up, stick it to her, chuck your junk in her
SYNONYMS: beat it up, stick it to her, chuck your junk in her
We were down 38-3 at halftime so I decided to throw in the towel on the game and chuck it in Melissa under the bleachers instead.
by Nick D July 04, 2004