Definitions by Nick D

ass and titties 

the most important qualities to look for when choosing a female to be your bitch.

Ass and titties, ass ass and titties, ass and titties, and big booty bitches.

ass and titties by Nick D April 3, 2003

uni-nut 

a guy with one nut.

Mr. Frick is a uni-nut and he only shops at Uni-Mart.

uni-nut by Nick D April 3, 2003

oddball 

a guy with one nut (see uni-nut).

Joey has been an oddball ever since he lost his other nut in a child molesting accident.

oddball by Nick D April 3, 2003

city 

a term used to emphasize the amount of something.

Stanford is ugly bitch city! The hottest cheerleader here is still only a 4.5!

What the fuck? This place is Jeff Gordon flag city! Let's get out of this inbreeding trailer trash neighborhood.

Let's not go to Eat n' Park tonight. That place is fudge packer city! I'd rather not be treated like Lil Bow Wow tonight.

Dag motherfucker, Cali is city city! There's LA, Frisco, Diego, San Jose, and so on.

city by Nick D April 3, 2003

rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.

Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!

rectal examination by Nick D April 3, 2003

Frisco dyke 

the butchest, skankiest type of lesbian there is.

"Here's a jimmy joke about yo mama that you might not like...I heard she was a Frisco dyke." -Snoop Dogg

Frisco dyke by Nick D April 3, 2003

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.

That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons by Nick D April 3, 2003