fish

An animal that lives in the water and swims. They might kill you in some instances.

"Where's Kenny?"
"Dude, a fish killed him."
"Damn."
"Let's go play wiffle ball."

by Nick D March 06, 2003

Swanson's dinner

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent

I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

face plant

A serious fall in which you land on your face. It's called a "face plant" because it appears as if you're trying to do an impression of a plant with your face as its roots.

Last night at Sigma Chi I was so wasted that I slipped, bounced off the ramp, and did a serious face-plant onto the ground below.

by Nick D May 24, 2004

can't

1) the act of not being able to complete a given task.

2) the act of not being allowed to do something.

1)
"I can't get it up."
"You can't do eeeeeeeeet!"

2)
"You can't have sexual relations with the Olsen twins in this state. They're only 17."

"Here, smoke these drugs. NOW!"
"I can't. You're a cop, and we all know it!"

by Nick D May 28, 2003

with your name on it

An phrase that indicates that something is reserved for the specified person. Does not mean that it literally has the person's name written on it.

Carlos: "Hey Jose I found this awesome nametag with your name on it."
Jose: "Let me see it... What the fuck man, it says 'Bob Saget' on it."
Carlos: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got you good, you fucker!!!"
Jose: "Just shut up and help me finish unclogging the shitter."

by Nick D July 14, 2004

like a kid in a candy store

A state of utter fascination, with many good or tempting things all around you.

In Amsterdam I was surrounded by weed, shrooms, pancakes, and cheap whores. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

by Nick D November 24, 2003

FAB

An acronym for:
Far
Away
Bitch.

Describes a girl who is "good from far, but far from good" (appears hot from a distance, but becomes more and more busted as you approach each other.

After whistling and shouting a couple "OW OW!"s when checking out Julie from a far, Ted soon realized the terrible truth: that despite the decent body, it appeared that her face had caught on fire and been put out with a chain and some acid. However, since he was not a man of high standards and never turned down an easy piece of ass, he proceeded to bag it and tag it.

by Nick D October 28, 2004