jack

Absolutely nothing; a shortened form of jack shit or jack squat and a synonym of diddly.

Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"

by Nick D September 09, 2006

lemon extract

The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.

Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.

1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade

After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

Dag

1) "damn..."
2) expression of surprise or amazement

1) Dag...I got fired from Dempsey's
2) You mean you found 7 mosquitoes in one omelet? DAG!

by Nick D February 21, 2003

stack

To possess a lot of money or be extremely rich.

Niggaz be addin' and subtractin' just to figure out without a doubt that we stackin'.

by Nick D April 12, 2004

booked

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

joint

A place. Can be any place, doesn't have to be jail or a crack house.
"The joint", however, means the fucking slammer.

Delonte: "Ayyo nigga let's hit up dat science museum tomorrow."
Jameer: "Hell yeah dogg that joint is off da heezy fo' sheezy."
Delonte: "Yeah that joint sho' is better than THE joint."

by Nick D January 31, 2004

mood music

Shit you play when you've got a bitch over to give you a better chance to beat it up.

I got her all worked up by playing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love to You", but she really lost it when I surprised her with the shocker followed by a swift Danza slap.

by Nick D February 01, 2004