Nick D's definitions

po

1) short for "poor"
2) short for "po-lice"

1) Yo mama so po she can't afford the "or".
2) Dumb cracka: "Hello, would it be possible for me buy some drugs off of you, homey?"
Me: "Cracka you more of a po than Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck no I ain't sellin' no shit to you."
Dumb cracka: "I am not a police officer."
Me: "Cracka get da fuck out before you lyin' in chalk."

by Nick D March 31, 2003

corner

one who corns.

Statements made by corners:

"I like to eat corn on the cob."
"KoRn is my favorite band in the world."
"I live in the town of Corning, NY."
"I have a nasty corn on my foot."
"All my jokes are corny."

by Nick D May 27, 2003

shmower

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

by Nick D February 8, 2003

raise up off

Short for "raise up off deez nutz", it means to back off and quit grilling the person in question.

"Raise up off deez nutz, cuz Doctor Drizze's about to rizzip shit up." -Snoop Dogg, "Deeez Nuuuts"

Susan: "Chaz, I've been thinking about our relationship lately."
Chaz: "Yeah and I've been thinking about a fucking sandwich. Go make it."
Susan: "First of all, I'm concerned that you're not treating me as your equal."
Chaz: "Save it woman, I'm hungry."
Susan: "Also, we haven't been spending enough quality time together. How about we go out to dinner, on a date, like we did in the old days."
Chaz: "BITCH, raise up off!"

by Nick D October 24, 2004

personality

An excuse many guys use to justify why they're banging a beat, tore up, broke down, ugly girl.

Don: "Hey, I met your new girlfriend at Jenny's house yesterday."
James: "Oh yeah? What'd you think of her."
Don: "Well...um...I'm sure she has a really good personality."
James: "Fuck you."

by Nick D May 3, 2004

John Deere

a company that makes tractors; like Microsoft is for non-rednecks.

"Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."

"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."

by Nick D April 2, 2003

Cut

having a lot of muscle tone; ripped

Yo Bubba might way 350 and bench 600, but that nigga is flabby. I'm trying to be like MJ. That playa is cut.

by Nick D February 21, 2003