Definitions by Nick D

beat it and beat it 

To have sex with someone ("beat it up" or just "beat it") and then get the hell out as quickly as possible ("beat it", like the Michael Jackson song). A close synonym of "hit it and quit it".

Kenny: "So, Lenny, Jenny says you were pretty lame in the sack last night."
Lenny: "Bullshit, motherfucker. I had that bitch screaming like a banshee. But the second we were done I grabbed my clothes and booked it for the door."
Kenny: "Ah, the old beat it and beat it move."
Lenny: "Yeah, they really don't like that too much. I never understood why."
Kenny: "Bitches, man. Bitches."

beat it and beat it by Nick D October 15, 2003

kids in different area codes 

The result of being a big time player or a skank-ass ho, seriously getting around. Often used figuratively.

Bartholomew: "Yo peep dis shiznit nigga. Ya know dat blowed-ass biznitch Gertrude from South Central? Well dat ho be sweatin' deez nutz mothafucka, I'm fin' to tap dat ass and smack dat shit sideways if ya know what I'm sayin'.
Mortimer: "Hell naw dogg you don't want none of dat sheeeit. Dat bitch been around ya know what I'm sayin', she got kids in different area codes."

kids in different area codes by Nick D October 15, 2003

Cutty 

1) Like the cut...off to the side or in the background, generally implying some type of shady activity.
2) Out of the way, far from normal civilization (NOT the same as "country")

1) "We in da cutty motherfucker, you done done too much you got it comin' motherfucker" -Snoop Dogg ("Die 4 My Niggaz")

2) Compared to the rest of America, Alaska is way the fuck out in the cutty.

Cutty by Nick D October 15, 2003

alalalalala 

A high-pitched singing-like noise made by rolling the tongue...signifies the presence of an Indian (from India) person. The reason behind this "word" is that it's supposed to sound like Indian music. It's a fairly offensive term.

When we walked into Shibu's Liquor Store, Ted suddenly started chanting "alalalalala!!!" Then Shibu knocked him the fuck out with an empty keg.

alalalalala by Nick D October 15, 2003

the freund 

1) A hairstyle very similar to a mullet, but slightly more wavy.
2) A move in bed where you finish doing a girl from behind, flick your head back and wave your hair as if you were on a shampoo commercial, and then yell in a low voice "OH YEAH, IT'S THE FREUND!"

Girl: "Nice 'do, loser. Way to sport the freund."
You: "Haha. You know you love it, baby. Now I'll show you why they call it 'A girl's best freund.'"

After Adam finished nailing Emily from the back, he pulled the freund on her like it was his job. Mike Piazza rolled over in his grave.

the freund by Nick D October 15, 2003

root 

To outwardly support a sports team by cheering, yelling, etc. Can also involve face painting, chopping motions, or wearing foam fingers and cheese hats.

So who are you rooting for in the war: Osama, Bush, Saddam, or the Frogs?

root by Nick D October 14, 2003

polish off

1) to finish something, such as a meal or a bottle of liquor
2) to clean the dust off of something and make it clean and shiny again

After polishing off three 40's of 8-ball, Jamal's beer goggles caused him to mistake Rosanne for one of the Olsen twins. The next day he redefined the walk of shame.

Your wife: "After you polish off those buffalo wings, please polish off the plate."
You: "Are you kidding? You're my fucking wife. You do it."

polish off by Nick D October 13, 2003