ride clean

To operate a vehicle without illegal substances. The opposite of riding dirty. Believed to have been started by rapper Project Pat.
"Still ridin' clean, makin' cheese, and gettin' my dick sucked..." -Project Pat, "Still Ridin' Clean"

"You ridin' clean, but your gas tank is on E." -Project Pat, "Chickenheads"

Lucky for that pig who pulled me over, I decided to ride clean today and didn't have to spark metal on his fat donut-gruffling ass.
by Nick D May 26, 2006
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personality

An excuse many guys use to justify why they're banging a beat, tore up, broke down, ugly girl.
Don: "Hey, I met your new girlfriend at Jenny's house yesterday."
James: "Oh yeah? What'd you think of her."
Don: "Well...um...I'm sure she has a really good personality."
James: "Fuck you."
by Nick D May 03, 2004
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raise up off

Short for "raise up off deez nutz", it means to back off and quit grilling the person in question.
"Raise up off deez nutz, cuz Doctor Drizze's about to rizzip shit up." -Snoop Dogg, "Deeez Nuuuts"

Susan: "Chaz, I've been thinking about our relationship lately."
Chaz: "Yeah and I've been thinking about a fucking sandwich. Go make it."
Susan: "First of all, I'm concerned that you're not treating me as your equal."
Chaz: "Save it woman, I'm hungry."
Susan: "Also, we haven't been spending enough quality time together. How about we go out to dinner, on a date, like we did in the old days."
Chaz: "BITCH, raise up off!"
by Nick D October 24, 2004
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pull the trigger

To force oneself to puke by sticking a finger down the throat...used in the drinking sense, rather than the bulimic sense.
When we got to the 150th minute of trying to join the bicentennial club, I realized I might have to pull the trigger if I wanted to stay in the game.
by Nick D May 09, 2004
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shmower

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around
Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!
by Nick D February 08, 2003
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TMI

1) Three Mile Island, a nuclear power plant near Harrisburg, PA that leaked radiation in 1979 one time but is still operational.

2) Too Much Information
Tex: "So how's that job at TMI going?"
Billy Bob: "Pretty good, at least since that accident way back when which made me grow a third ear on my ass."
Tex: "Damn dogg, TMI!"
by Nick D January 31, 2004
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come on

1) Another way to say "hurry up".
2) An expression of disbelief, similar to "what's up with that?".
3) To ejaculate on an object or person.
George: "Come on, we're gonna be late!"
Shirley: "Hold on, I've gotta find a new dress to wear. My old one got come on."
George: "Come on! You're such a dumb slut!"
by Nick D May 14, 2004
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