elimidate

(verb) To get rid of a disappointing blind date after you realize she's ugly, fat, a total bitch, or your cousin.

Drew: "Well that brings us to the end of round three, so unfortunately I'm going to have to make a REALLY tough decision. I'm gonna have to elimidate....you, Sally. I'm sorry."
Sally: "What? We're not even on the TV show! You asshole! This is a blind date!"
Drew: "Please, don't make it any harder on yourself. Just go."
Sally: "Well I never! Why me."
Drew: (grabs her stomach fat) *jiggle jiggle jiggle!* "Frankly bitch, you could stand to lose a couple of pounds. Later, skank. I'm gonna go score a half-price lapdance off of that stripper."

by Nick D August 09, 2004

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Hoover

a girl who really knows how to suck dick

Man that bitch was suckin' it like a Hoover, but the dumb bitch stopped early and now she's blind in one eye (from my jizz).

by Nick D February 13, 2003

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M.O.

short for "modus operandi"...a person's way of doing things or their style.

"If y'all'd leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O." -Eminem

Every day I gotta pimp da ho, yo, cuz that's my M.O.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

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douching

The practice of unexpectedly dumping a large amount of water from an elevated position (or from a moving vehicle, which is called a drive-by douching). The higher the position from which the target is douched, the better and more respectable the douching. It is traditional to play "Scatman" by Scatman John after completing this act. Video footage of a quality douching is a must.

That killer douching of Pierre from the top of the Eiffel Tower was definitely one for the history books.

by Nick D March 09, 2005

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