Nick D's definitions
A figurative expression meaning being a complete failure at life, a drain on society. Originates from the SNL skit featuring Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
"You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to jack squat!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!" -Matt Foley
Dad: "You made it, son! Congratulations on graduating from Harvard Summa Cum Laude and getting that great job at Goldman Sachs, the world's #1 investment bank."
Son: "Thanks, dad. But actually I only got Magna Cum Laude and will be working at Morgan Stanley, the #2 investment bank in the world."
Dad: "WHAAAAAAT?!?! How have I raised such a worthless, good-for-nothing slacker? You couldn't even finish in the top 10% of your Harvard class with your 3 point..."
Son: "3.76."
Dad: "3.76? A monkey with down syndrome could get a better GPA than that! You miserable failure!"
Son: "Dad, seriously, I worked really hard!"
Dad: "I bet you did! I bet you worked your ass off playing beer pong and chasing the coeds! Well sonny, you're going to have plenty of time to drink beer and chase trashy women when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
Dad: "You made it, son! Congratulations on graduating from Harvard Summa Cum Laude and getting that great job at Goldman Sachs, the world's #1 investment bank."
Son: "Thanks, dad. But actually I only got Magna Cum Laude and will be working at Morgan Stanley, the #2 investment bank in the world."
Dad: "WHAAAAAAT?!?! How have I raised such a worthless, good-for-nothing slacker? You couldn't even finish in the top 10% of your Harvard class with your 3 point..."
Son: "3.76."
Dad: "3.76? A monkey with down syndrome could get a better GPA than that! You miserable failure!"
Son: "Dad, seriously, I worked really hard!"
Dad: "I bet you did! I bet you worked your ass off playing beer pong and chasing the coeds! Well sonny, you're going to have plenty of time to drink beer and chase trashy women when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
by Nick D June 21, 2006
Get the living in a van down by the rivermug. The capital of Pennsylvania, a place where there are a lot of drugs, money, bitches, and guns. Home of the infamous apartment complex known as The Brook.
Nicholas D: "So how's Harrisburg?"
Nick D: "It's a shit show dogg, full of pimps and hoes, people getting shot, and hardcore crack dealers who sell to little kids on the street."
Nicholas D: "Oh, sounds like you have a terrible crime problem. I'm sorry you have to live there."
Nick D: "Fuck that, bitch! It's all good in da hood. We know how to throw down."
Nick D: "It's a shit show dogg, full of pimps and hoes, people getting shot, and hardcore crack dealers who sell to little kids on the street."
Nicholas D: "Oh, sounds like you have a terrible crime problem. I'm sorry you have to live there."
Nick D: "Fuck that, bitch! It's all good in da hood. We know how to throw down."
by Nick D December 11, 2003
Get the Harrisburgmug. Grilled Cheese: "Check this shot out. MONEY!" (bricks it)
Dudd Diggles: "I've seen you put up so many bricks today that for awhile I couldn't tell if you were trying to play basketball or undertaking a major construction project."
Tony: "OOOOOH, you just got served!"
Grilled Cheese: "No I didn't, I just got unlucky."
Moseph: "Bitch, you got served harder than a tennis ball hit by Pete Sampras."
Dudd Diggles: "Yeah, you just got served more than the daily special at a diner. Bitch."
Dudd Diggles: "I've seen you put up so many bricks today that for awhile I couldn't tell if you were trying to play basketball or undertaking a major construction project."
Tony: "OOOOOH, you just got served!"
Grilled Cheese: "No I didn't, I just got unlucky."
Moseph: "Bitch, you got served harder than a tennis ball hit by Pete Sampras."
Dudd Diggles: "Yeah, you just got served more than the daily special at a diner. Bitch."
by Nick D May 22, 2004
Get the get servedmug. "I was herbin' 'em in the home of the terrapins
Got it dirt cheap for 'em
Plus if they was short with cheese I would work wit 'em."
-Jay-Z, "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)"
Got it dirt cheap for 'em
Plus if they was short with cheese I would work wit 'em."
-Jay-Z, "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)"
by Nick D February 19, 2004
Get the home of the terrapinsmug. 1) short for Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
2) short for "More"
3) a nickname for a lot of names, like Melvin, Mohan, Moseph, etc.
2) short for "More"
3) a nickname for a lot of names, like Melvin, Mohan, Moseph, etc.
by Nick D September 30, 2003
Get the Momug. An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.
Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."
by Nick D August 28, 2005
Get the i'd throw it in the two holemug. Slang for the collective dictionary made of all the ridiculous words on this site, including random people's names, made up bullshit words, incoherent babble, and repetitive definitions of words that have already been defined 138 times in the same way. A.K.A. 90% of the definitions on this site.
"Nick D has over 500 words on urban dictionary."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."
Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."
Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."
by Nick D February 10, 2004
Get the urban ridictionarymug.