poker

1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
by Nick D May 28, 2003
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y'ins

A synonym of "y'all." Most likely came from a contraction of "you ones" or something like that. Often has other contractions appended onto it, such as in "y'ins'dn't've" (you all would not have). Used in rural America.
If y'ins'dn't've let the sheep get out the yard, I'dn't've had to go back to that damn wretched mother of yours.
by Nick D January 17, 2005
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give a fuck

To not care in the least bit (about something).

SYNONYMS: "give a flying fuck", "not give a fuck"
NOTE: It's sorta fucked up, but to give a fuck is the same thing as to NOT give a fuck. I wonder why. Shit, actually, I (don't) give a fuck.
"I just don't give a FUCK..." -Eminem

"The same cat who never gave a damn about your name...I give a fuck about it like the next LA Clippers game." -D12

"Well if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke. I'd never have no motherfuckin' indo to smoke." -Kurupt
by Nick D May 28, 2003
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Lambda Lambda Lambda

The nerd fraternity from "Revenge of the Nerds". At all of its other chapters, however, it's a black fraternity. Called "Tri-Lamb" for short.
"You guys wanna go to the Tri-Lamb party tonight?"
"No, I'd rather go pimp it over at Lane Bryant. There'll be hotter girls there."
by Nick D May 14, 2004
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Cletus

Yo fool why were you fucking that goat in the ass last night? Who you think you are, Cletus.
by Nick D March 12, 2003
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quarters

1) coins worth 25 cents
2) a place to live or sleep
3) a drinking game in which you bounce quarters into a cup
1) I bought jo mama for a couple of quarters.
2) Jo mama stayed in quarters last night.
3) It would take about 50 games of quarters before I'd even consider bangin' jo mama
by Nick D March 16, 2003
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ucksay my ickday

I still tell an utslay itchbay "ucksay my ickday" scuse my igpay atinlay but uckfay you igpay
by Nick D February 08, 2003
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