Definitions by Nick D

sotally tober 

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

sotally tober by Nick D July 12, 2004

deez nutz 

A joke that originated from the song "Deeez Nuuuts" on Dr. Dre's original album "The Chronic", released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into "deez nutz" and catching people with "deez nutz" has become America's 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is "What?", "Who?", "Huh?" or anything starting starting with one of the 5 "W's", you're free to get that person with "DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!". Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank. Some ways to catch someone are as follows:

1) The classics. You may need to say these quickly or mumble them so people don't realize you're trying to catch them.
You: "Did what's his name get at you/give you a call/give you a holla/holla atcha/etc.?"
OR "Did dee/deez call last night?"
(or anything similar)
Victim: "Who?"
You: "DEEZ NUTZ!"

2) Names. Many names work in a similar way:
Neil and Bob -> "Neil and Bob (kneel and bob) on DEEZ NUTZ!"
Mandy -> "Man DEEZ NUTZ be all up in yo' mouth!"
Joe -> "JOE MAMMA!"
Mike -> "Mike DICK!"
Justin -> "Justin time for me to come in your mouth!"

3) Questions.
"Did you get it?" -> "Did you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?"
"How'd you do it?" -> "How'd you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?!?!"
"Are you going to the big party?" -> "Party in your mouth and everyone's coming!"
"Do you like the Phillies or the Yankees?" -> "Phil (feel) DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Yank DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like Wendy's or McD's?" -> "Wen-DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Mc-DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like tapes or CD's" -> if "CD's" is the answer..."C (See) DEEZ NUTZ!"

4) Advanced (when people get too good at it). Throw "dee" or "deez" into any question or statement, wait for a "what?" or "who?" type answer.
Examples:
"Dee go with you at the game the other day?"
"Dee got with that girl last night at Rick's house."
"Dee was gonna play basketball a little later."
"Dee get you that new Snoop Dogg CD?"
You can also use the names listed in (2) in this way.

To avoid being caught, always say "I didn't hear you" or something of the sort instead of something like "What?" or "Huh?" when you didn't understand what someone said.

I know it sounds really dumb, but it's hilarious. This was the thing to do back when I was in high school.

deez nutz by Nick D July 8, 2004

cat's PJs

Short for cat's pajamas, it basically means something very good. Synonym of the bomb diggity.

Jimmy really thought he was the cat's PJs after he landed that big job in can assembly while Will and I were still stuck working as bean counters like we had been the last 15 years.

cat's PJs by Nick D July 8, 2004

badass hat 

An award given to someone who, based on what he or she just said, is a badass. Usually given to make fun of someone who talks himself up too much.

Mike: "So I did like 25 shots right, and like I wasn't even that drunk, then this cop tries to pull me over for drunk driving. So I speed the fuck out of there doing 150 miles an hour and outran his ass. Fucking pigs. Then I met this really hot chick and I nailed her the same night. It was awesome, but you know, that kind of thing happens to me all the time."
Pete: "Whoa, we've got a badass here. Time to break out the badass hat."

badass hat by Nick D July 7, 2004

willennium

A ridiculous millennium in an alternate universe, invented by Will Smith (Big Willie Style), in which everyone wears shiny silver suits, dances like a flaming idiot, and uses phrases like gettin' jiggy wit it and peep this while I freak this. Comes from the song "Will2K", one of the dumbest songs ever written.

"Time for the new millennium...excuse me, willennium." -Big Willie Style

"Like, oh my god! I hear they're opening a new Banana Republic AND a new GAP at the mall thometime this willennium. That's going to be abtholutely pothitively fabulouth!" -Clay Aiken

"I'd wait all willennium for a chance to give it to Big Willie indabutt." -Carson Daly

willennium by Nick D July 7, 2004

stick it to her 

To have sexual intercourse with a girl, much like chuck it in her.

Scott: "How'd last night go?"
Zach: "Things were going well for awhile? I took Nina upstairs and she told me she wanted me to stick it to her."
Scott: "Not bad. So did you beat it up or what?"
Zach: "No. She really freaked out when I brought out the Krazy glue."
Scott: "You fucking idiot. She didn't mean it literally."
Zach: "Oh, shit."

stick it to her by Nick D July 5, 2004

chuck your junk in her 

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. Can be shortened to chuck it in her.

Megan: "How are you and Hillary doing?"
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."

chuck your junk in her by Nick D July 5, 2004