A place specifically designed to attract stupid tourists and take their money. It's like taking candy from a baby, that's how easily they fork it over.
I thought the largest ball of twine in the world would be really cool and worth every penny of the $29 entrance fee, but I was really disappointed when I realized that it was nothing but a dumb tourist trap.
by Nick D July 19, 2004

Stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don't waste their time with. The mark of an amateur.
Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"
by Nick D September 27, 2005

A fat person, especially one who gets fat from eating a lot of cheese. Generally this person's body features a great deal of cottage cheese.
Cheese hog bitches are like mopeds...fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one!
by Nick D March 15, 2003

by Nick D March 21, 2003

Son, today we're going to talk about the wacky weed. If you remember anything that I tell you today, remember these three words: JUST SAY hell yeah dogg let me get a lil bit of that sticky-icky-icky...um sorry sport...actually I meant JUST SAY NO.
by Nick D February 13, 2003

To store not-yet-drunk beer or other alcohol on the side during a drinking game, as opposed to actually drinking it. An extremely bitch move, if not illegal by state and/or federal legislation.
After Grilled Cheese won the beirut tournament, his trophy was taken away when Bobby pointed out that he had warehoused enough beer to feed a family of four for a week.
by Nick D October 24, 2004

by Nick D February 27, 2003
