Nick D's definitions

El Camino

A long ass road that goes lengthwise through California (full name: El Camino Real).

I saw your mom on the corner of El Camino and Wilshire in LA, then I saw her on the corner of El Camino and Stanford in Palo Alto, 400 miles away. DAMN that slut gets around!

by Nick D May 23, 2003

It's 5:00 somewhere

The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).

"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")

Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."

by Nick D October 13, 2003

cowboy

Someone who is overstepping their boundaries or taking things too far. A synonym or tiger.

"...so there we were with a couple of Canadian lumberjacks and a one-eyed, one-armed Norwegian quadriplegic. So I turned to Umberto and Crazy Pete and said, ´How'd we end up in this Turkish prison anyway. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?´ And then, out of nowhere, this guy with a nightstick..."
"Whoa, whoa, settle down. Easy, cowboy."

by Nick D December 19, 2003

have a cow

To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.

Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)

by Nick D October 21, 2005

mobile home

a trailer.

"Hey Joe, what's happening, you stupid fucking piece of white trash?"
"Nothing, just driving my house to the racetrack."
"Who do you want to win?"
"Dick Trickle."
"HAHAHA! Better pray to Dale Earnhardt for that one. Don't bet the mobile home on it. Cracka."

by Nick D April 2, 2003

Henn

Short for Hennessey, an expensive high-class cognac popular among the ghetto fabulous.

"Here, try this hallucinogen. It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze, and the gin." -Eminem, "My Fault (Mushrooms)"

by Nick D January 16, 2004

senior citizen

A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.

Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.

by Nick D September 25, 2003