Definitions by Nick D
the biggest chokers in history
The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.
Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
the biggest chokers in history by Nick D October 27, 2004
in layman's terms
Javier: "What'd you do last night, dude? I didn't see you at Jose's big party. There were mad smokin' chicks there man."
Pedro: "Well, my amicable acquaintance, I engaged in an act of copulation with your maternal entity in which I inserted my genitalia into her rectal cavity. The aforementioned encounter was extremely pleasurable to both parties involved."
Javier: "What?"
Pedro: "In layman's terms, 'Dude,I banged your mom indabutt, and it was reeeeeal gooooood.'"
Javier: "WHAT THE FUCK? You're dead, essay!"
Pedro: "Well, my amicable acquaintance, I engaged in an act of copulation with your maternal entity in which I inserted my genitalia into her rectal cavity. The aforementioned encounter was extremely pleasurable to both parties involved."
Javier: "What?"
Pedro: "In layman's terms, 'Dude,I banged your mom indabutt, and it was reeeeeal gooooood.'"
Javier: "WHAT THE FUCK? You're dead, essay!"
in layman's terms by Nick D October 27, 2004
waste your flavor
To cramp your style or disrespect someone, making the person look like a little bitch, or anything less than a pimp.
Kenny: "...and then I was jockin' all the fly bitches and deez hoes were all up on my nuts and I was like 'Which one of you ladies is gonna get a ride on the old Ken-meister Express?' HELLLLZ YEAH!"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"
waste your flavor by Nick D October 26, 2004
plead the second
Similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment (right to bear arms). In layman's terms, it means to whip out a gat.
When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.
plead the second by Nick D October 25, 2004
raise up off
"Raise up off deez nutz, cuz Doctor Drizze's about to rizzip shit up." -Snoop Dogg, "Deeez Nuuuts"
Susan: "Chaz, I've been thinking about our relationship lately."
Chaz: "Yeah and I've been thinking about a fucking sandwich. Go make it."
Susan: "First of all, I'm concerned that you're not treating me as your equal."
Chaz: "Save it woman, I'm hungry."
Susan: "Also, we haven't been spending enough quality time together. How about we go out to dinner, on a date, like we did in the old days."
Chaz: "BITCH, raise up off!"
Susan: "Chaz, I've been thinking about our relationship lately."
Chaz: "Yeah and I've been thinking about a fucking sandwich. Go make it."
Susan: "First of all, I'm concerned that you're not treating me as your equal."
Chaz: "Save it woman, I'm hungry."
Susan: "Also, we haven't been spending enough quality time together. How about we go out to dinner, on a date, like we did in the old days."
Chaz: "BITCH, raise up off!"
raise up off by Nick D October 24, 2004
warehouse
To store not-yet-drunk beer or other alcohol on the side during a drinking game, as opposed to actually drinking it. An extremely bitch move, if not illegal by state and/or federal legislation.
After Grilled Cheese won the beirut tournament, his trophy was taken away when Bobby pointed out that he had warehoused enough beer to feed a family of four for a week.
healthy
A more politically correct word commonly used to mean "fat" or "chubby". Ironically, the person in question is generally not healthy in the classic sense, although well-fed.
Ethel: "So doc, what's the news?"
Doctor: "To be honest with you, your health isn't good at all. In fact, you're extremely healthy."
Doctor: "To be honest with you, your health isn't good at all. In fact, you're extremely healthy."