Nick's definitions

emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.

A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>

by Nick November 7, 2003

masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

by Nick November 10, 2002

cherry picker

1. A fruit farmer

2. Someone who picks the "cherries" of young girls i.e. frees them from their virginity

1. This year's crops were bad, so the cherry picker applied for a farming subsidy.

2. Billy-bob was the town cherry picker. No girl was safe. He thought he was entitled to a farming subsidy too.

by Nick October 17, 2003

Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.

Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!

by Nick November 18, 2003

word is born

As mentioned, a misunderstanding of 'word is bond'; as in "I am giving you my word, and it is my bond."

Isn't language beatiful.

"Dude, that was sweet!"
"Word is born!"
"..did you just say born?!"

by nick November 13, 2003

mexican chicken finger

Whe you apply a liberal amount of extra spicy mexican hot sauce to your cock and trust the spicy drumstick into a gilr's filthy snatch. She will then begin to scream "ayeee, ayeee" and love you forever. Strictly for classy immigrants that speak little English.

"Yo, I put Frank's Red Hot all over my dong and hammered her until her pussy looked like a taco that got stepped on my an angry walrus."

by Nick June 11, 2006

renotic

To be Janet Reno like

Renotic cops busted the party like Waco.

by Nick June 24, 2006