867-5309

"Jenny"'s number from Jonny Twotone's song, "867-5309 Jenny". Most people have tried actualy calling this number in many area codes, but since this song is as old as the 70's, most likely no one uses this number. Almost as rare to find as the number from the movie "Bruce Allmighty" on the bleeper before it was changed to "555-1234"

Person 1: Hey, call 867-5309
Person 2: Dude, I've tried every area code, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, none of them work.

by Nick November 30, 2004

penguin-a-licious

The act of being as cool and witty as a penguin.

She is so not penguin-a-licious. Look at her shoes!

by Nick April 21, 2005

Hinsonic

The fat mother fucker. That is probably really gay; but afraid to admit. 2 One that never has sex. 3 one who consumes alochol.

That Kid is Hinsonic.

by Nick March 05, 2005

governator

Arnold, the governor of california

People of Caleeforneea, prepare to be governated. Gray Davis, look out, or I will totally recall you.

by Nick December 04, 2003

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

by nick May 09, 2005

Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

by Nick September 14, 2004