goof-ball

Someone who looks studpid while doing something......see goober
Kyle looks like a goof-ball on the knee board
by Nick October 09, 2003
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corncheck

To check for corn when having anal sex.
If corn is found on tip of penis when pulled out partner must have eaten corn
I pulled out and had to do a corncheck after travelin the hershey highway
by nick March 22, 2003
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breasticles

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.
"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"
by Nick March 29, 2004
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scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.
Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.
by nick April 26, 2005
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a lick of piss

of low worth or without worth; of little or no use, importance, or value; good-for-nothing: a worthless person; a worthless contract.
Your ass isn't worth a lick of piss.
by nick July 31, 2008
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pussy

by nick April 07, 2003
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douchehound

A guy that will dance or get naughty with the most disgusting girl in the joint (most likely looks so dirty you assume shes needs to douche)
"Man look at mike with that girl Man he's such a douchehound "
by Nick February 24, 2004
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