Nick's definitions
An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.
I know - I will call a meeting!
I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
Get the meetingmug. n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.
"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"
by Nick March 29, 2004
Get the breasticlesmug. (n.)
Someone who, through the injudicious application of alcohol, is now a great deal less funny than he thinks he is.
Someone who, through the injudicious application of alcohol, is now a great deal less funny than he thinks he is.
by Nick March 28, 2003
Get the Gignogmug. 
Get the Tonguemug. by Nick March 30, 2005
Get the e-chinkmug. by Nick January 14, 2004
Get the crizzamug. by Nick May 13, 2005
Get the toastwichmug.