D.J.: "Did you hear what happened that Asian kid Wang Chung?"
B.J.: "Yeah, he got busted big time."
D.J.: "I can't believe he really made fake tests with D's and F's on them so that people would think he's a slacker, when really he's a straight-A student who studies all the time."
B.J.: "Yeah you know something's gotta be fishy when an Asian kid is failing."
D.J.: "That'll really cramp your style though, getting busted like that. It's gotta kill your P.I."
B.J.: "Yeah, but the thing is, his parents already killed it by naming him after that goofy 80's song."
D.J.: "Kind of like when my parents named me 'Disc Jockey'. But I got over it. Eventually."
B.J.: "Man, you do NOT wanna know what my real name is... By the way, I'm gay."
B.J.: "Yeah, he got busted big time."
D.J.: "I can't believe he really made fake tests with D's and F's on them so that people would think he's a slacker, when really he's a straight-A student who studies all the time."
B.J.: "Yeah you know something's gotta be fishy when an Asian kid is failing."
D.J.: "That'll really cramp your style though, getting busted like that. It's gotta kill your P.I."
B.J.: "Yeah, but the thing is, his parents already killed it by naming him after that goofy 80's song."
D.J.: "Kind of like when my parents named me 'Disc Jockey'. But I got over it. Eventually."
B.J.: "Man, you do NOT wanna know what my real name is... By the way, I'm gay."
by Nick D June 04, 2004
Someone who dresses up as Usher as a job for entertainment purposes. It's a little known fact that Usher is the second-most impersonated celebrity after Elvis. The few good ones can be found in Vegas, but the many bad ones usually work in the aisles at weddings, churches, and movie theaters. These shitty Usher impersonators usually have to wear "Usher" name tags so people know that they're trying to impersonate Usher.
Vanilla Ice: "Man, that guy at the movie theater showing people to their seats sure was one hell of a broke down Usher impersonator. I mean, if you're 60 years old and white and have to wear an 'Usher' name tag so people will know what you're doing, find another job."
Snow: "Yeah, I thought he was trying to be Bob Barker at first."
Snow: "Yeah, I thought he was trying to be Bob Barker at first."
by Nick D May 24, 2004
a saying that means you better watch before you step over that thin line and get yo ass into serious trouble.
Whoa whoa wait a minute nigga...you wanna pull out a .380 on me??? Fool you better chiggity-check yo self before you wriggity-wreck yo self!
by Nick D February 27, 2003
a big pimped-out old car, usually white, for example Cadillac DeVilles of the 1980's and the 1989 Chevy Caprice, usually with window tints, rims, and hydraulics; a ghetto sled.
by Nick D March 19, 2003
Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.
by Nick D January 25, 2005
A tradition in many organizations (fraternities, sororities, clubs, sports teams) in which new members are woken up in the middle of the night or early in the morning, usually to participate in some sort of hazing activity.
After the president of my fraternity caught Marty in bed with his girlfriend during the rollout, he really wasn't surprised when they broke out the hot branding iron and told him to drop his pants.
by Nick D July 12, 2004
1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
by Nick D April 28, 2003