Definitions by Nicholas D
the jump on
Something that really sucks, is mega-lame, and/or blows goats Reno style. The opposite of the jump off, which means a really awesome thing or event.
Peter: "Wasn't Sean's party last weekend the jump off? I hear you hooked up with Veronica after that. Way to go. Soooo hot, want to touch the heinie."
Robbie: "Yeah the party was the jump off, but you know what's the jump on?"
Peter: "What?"
Robbie: "I think I got the clap!!! It itches. Also I've got some real nasty you know who."
Peter: "Ooooh...Dick Trickle? That's rough, chief. Totally NCAA."
Robbie: "Word to your mother."
Robbie: "Yeah the party was the jump off, but you know what's the jump on?"
Peter: "What?"
Robbie: "I think I got the clap!!! It itches. Also I've got some real nasty you know who."
Peter: "Ooooh...Dick Trickle? That's rough, chief. Totally NCAA."
Robbie: "Word to your mother."
the jump on by Nicholas D January 20, 2008
fire at the feces
Kyle: "Hey Brian, do you want to go outside and make targets out of cow manure and shoot our rifles at them?"
Brian: "No, I think I'm just gonna hang out here with Mike and Phil and fire at the feces."
Brian: "No, I think I'm just gonna hang out here with Mike and Phil and fire at the feces."
fire at the feces by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
fecal festival
A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.
Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.
fecal festival by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
Barry Bonds*
In 2007, Barry Bonds* hit his 756th* home run, passing Hank Aaron for the all time record*. He also holds the single season record* of 73* home runs. Previous single-season record-holders include Mark McGwire*, Roger Maris, and Babe Ruth.
Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."
Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."
Barry Bonds* by Nicholas D January 16, 2008
New Jersey Jest
The New York Jets. New Jersey Jest is a more appropriate name for the team because:
1) They play in the Meadowlands a.k.a. Giants Stadium, which is in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Yes, the Jest is so pitiful that they actually play in a stadium named for another NFL team.
2) The team is a joke - or in other words, a jest.
Also called the New York or New Jersey Puddle Jumpers (since "Jets" is a bit of an overstatement given the team's performance).
1) They play in the Meadowlands a.k.a. Giants Stadium, which is in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Yes, the Jest is so pitiful that they actually play in a stadium named for another NFL team.
2) The team is a joke - or in other words, a jest.
Also called the New York or New Jersey Puddle Jumpers (since "Jets" is a bit of an overstatement given the team's performance).
After Chad Pennington and Kellen Clemens led them to a series of embarrassing losses in 2007, the New Jersey Jest toyed with the idea of bringing back legendary quarterback Joe Namath...at the age of 64.
In Italian, the last name of head coach Eric Mangini is the masculine plural form of "mangina".
In Italian, the last name of head coach Eric Mangini is the masculine plural form of "mangina".
New Jersey Jest by Nicholas D January 6, 2008
the shit out of
An adverb meaning something happened to a great extent. If somebody (verb)ed the shit out of (object), it means that person REALLY (verb)ed that (object) hardcore.
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays beat the shit out of the New York Yankees last night. The score was 15-2!
Rachael Ray really baked the shit out of that pie. That motherfucker was tasty as hell!
Haley Joel Osment really saw the shit out of those dead people in "The Sixth Sense."
Rosie O'Donnell devoured the shit out of that two-pound burger, then proceeded to wolf down an entire cheesecake.
Rachael Ray really baked the shit out of that pie. That motherfucker was tasty as hell!
Haley Joel Osment really saw the shit out of those dead people in "The Sixth Sense."
Rosie O'Donnell devoured the shit out of that two-pound burger, then proceeded to wolf down an entire cheesecake.
the shit out of by Nicholas D December 29, 2007
B&Ters
Short for "bridge and tunnelers." People who hang out in Manhattan but live elsewhere and come in on a bridge or tunnel. Generally have a trashy reputation among Manhattanites, but in reality can range from sketchy Jersey shore guido types to normal Brooklyn/Queens residents who didn't want to shell out $2000 a month for a closet-sized shithole in The Village. Surprisingly, most B&Ters are nothing like the guy in "My New Haircut." Still snobbier Manhattan residents usually stay away from bars/clubs frequented by the B&Ters.
Jersey shore guido: "Out of the way, broski. Me and my boys are ready to down some fuckin' Jager bombs. We're gonna get wasted and grind on every piece of pussy in this place. The bitches are gonna love my new haircut."
Roxbury bouncer: "This is the Roxbury. We wouldn't allow trashy B&Ters like you guys in this club even if you had Jessica Alba with you."
Jersey shore guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking ZONE!" (tries to walk in, ends up in nearby dumpster)
Roxbury bouncer: "This is the Roxbury. We wouldn't allow trashy B&Ters like you guys in this club even if you had Jessica Alba with you."
Jersey shore guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking ZONE!" (tries to walk in, ends up in nearby dumpster)
B&Ters by Nicholas D December 28, 2007