NiCoLe's definitions

stated

to be established/known for something.

My shit's stated son

by nicole April 13, 2005

Britney Spears

Serial Bride
dirty white trash
Sellout
One who has gone mentally insane or retarded.
BAD role models for girls of any age

Britney spears thinks shes a great role model for young girls.
Yeah right! if telling them sex before marriage is ok, sleeping around, smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and being married twice in one year is ok.
Then fantastic.

by nicole January 14, 2005

freaky biznatch

-slightly scary predicament
-person who is generally creepy
-when someone flips out

How are we gonna get outta this freaky biznatch?

That girls a freaky biznatch

-Could I have a pen?
-IF ANYONE ASKS ME FOR A PEN AGAIN I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU BY STABBIN YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT!
-....Whoa that was one freaky biznatch

by nicole May 13, 2004

John F. Kennedy Middle School

One of the many Middle schools named after a president in brevard county

JFKMS- A school where they try and put your kids on meds , so they get more money, where they want you to dress modest, but when you layer clothing they make you call your parents, your not alloud to die your hair "an unnatural color" because its a "distraction" and yet, you could walk around with your a** hanging out and no one would say a thing. A place where everyone is a poser, and yet everyones cool, where more that half the "cool"girls have had sex or are about to , where girls think its cool to to go past "third base" for them but if someone else does it there a "skank,hoe,whore,prostitute,ect.". KMS is a "family" when the teachers talk to you like you've just taken a whole bottle of retilian, and expect you to do an hour worth of homework from each teacher in 3-4 hours. KMS is where you can be best friends with someone one minute and at war with the next. Mr. Forester looks like Dr. Phil!

by Nicole March 2, 2005

new jersey

the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.

And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.

by nicole May 13, 2005

Those We Don't Speak Of

n., <tho-se. we. do-nt. spe-ek. of.>

*a group of (preferably) 2 beings (it is questionable on whether these beings are in fact human, animal- or rare form from another planet)

*generally answer to the name "asshole", "cheap whore", "Dump", or anything that rhymes with Batey and Bourtney

*Other than lawn bowling tournaments, they are not invited to places, events, or to see people, but always find a way to show up

*Prefer Butterball lunch meat over Healthy Choice

*are best friends and collect Beauty and the Beast snowglobes with people with names that sound like Jristy and Chim

"Hey Ruben, I think we should invite Those We Don't Speak of to Nikohl's surprise birthday party! Lord knows they'll probably just SHOW UP anyways"

"I am going to go visit Those We Don't Speak of in New York one of these days, but only because it's a free place to stay in a cool city. Hopefully I won't have to see them at all."

"Why are you soaked in Petrone, smell of cocaine, and look like you've been gang banged by a herd of large Gnomes???
Oh, ok, you were just hanging out with Those We Don't Speak Of"

by Nicole July 14, 2006

south jersey

South Jersey..because Philadelphia is our city, we love WaWa(and there is at least 1 every 5 miles), the Eagles(people randomly shout out the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES cheer EVERYWHERE), a good hoagie not sub/hero, a real cheesesteak, jimmies on our ice cream, you ask what exit one if from off of the NJ turnpike,its the shore not the beach (and you always go there after prom), you know where the cherry hill, moorestown, deptford and even echelon mall are, and we think North Jersey should be a separate state.

It's wudder not water.

by Nicole May 7, 2005