Definitions by Newton Orchid

Strinks 

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.

I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks

Strinks by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Schlongest 

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

Schlongest by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Devil's Toothpick

Drinking game popularized at Georgia Prep in the 1980s. Not a weird sex thing.

Wow, Bart O'Kavanaugh and Squi went pretty wild last night. After they finished ralphing, they did the devil's toothpick

Devil's Toothpick by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Blowtie 

Bow tie but out of style and sucks

Man, I wish I picked a better bowtie, this one is a blowtie

Blowtie by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Croc Rock 

Rock music for people in sensible rubber shoes.

Dave Matthews is the best. He does my favourite croc rock

Croc Rock by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Faceball

Baseball , but only using face

Going to play some faceball this weekend

Faceball by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Whino 

Person addicted to whining. Not naming names, but basically anyone who acts like Suzanne.

Suzanne is addicted to whining. She does it all the time. She is a whino.

Whino by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018