Baneener

Banana, but older. Sold at a discount and is probably very squishy.

I am too poor for bananas but I can still afford half a baneener

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Baheena

Beautiful and rare bathroom towel.

Hey man, once you try a baheena, you'll never go back to drying your wet body with napkins.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Croc Rock

Rock music for people in sensible rubber shoes.

Dave Matthews is the best. He does my favourite croc rock

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Poly Shore

Polyamorous person who is single because they have odd manners of speech and dress.

Oh wow, look at this Poly Shore, he will always be single and not in an ethical polyamorous relationship like he desires because he keeps saying things like "buuuuuudy."

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018