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Definitions by Newton Orchid

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.
I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks
Strinks by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Schlongest 

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.
Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.
Schlongest by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Devil's Toothpick

Drinking game popularized at Georgia Prep in the 1980s. Not a weird sex thing.
Wow, Bart O'Kavanaugh and Squi went pretty wild last night. After they finished ralphing, they did the devil's toothpick
Bow tie but out of style and sucks
Man, I wish I picked a better bowtie, this one is a blowtie
Blowtie by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Croc Rock 

Rock music for people in sensible rubber shoes.
Dave Matthews is the best. He does my favourite croc rock
Croc Rock by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
Baseball , but only using face
Going to play some faceball this weekend
Faceball by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
Person addicted to whining. Not naming names, but basically anyone who acts like Suzanne.
Suzanne is addicted to whining. She does it all the time. She is a whino.
Whino by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018