Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

But-head

Interupts you all the time by saying things like "yeah, sure but..." or "well, sure, but."

John is pretty nice, but he's a bit of a but-head.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Momcert

A concert mostly attended by moms.

How was Celine Dion?
Not bad, but it was a bit of a momcert.

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017

Smockumentary

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.

by Newton Orchid October 09, 2018

Poly Shore

Polyamorous person who is single because they have odd manners of speech and dress.

Oh wow, look at this Poly Shore, he will always be single and not in an ethical polyamorous relationship like he desires because he keeps saying things like "buuuuuudy."

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Porkxedo

Tuxedo, but is made of pork.

Do not touch my porkxedo, it is a rental.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018