50 definitions by Newton Orchid

Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.

I wanted to get crunk, but this weed is so bad I think I will end up skrunk instead. I have a headache.

How was that edible marijuana, Fran.

Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.

Going to play some faceball this weekend

Suzanne is addicted to whining. She does it all the time. She is a whino.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

Wow, johnny left the party and he took my pickle vodka which I was saving to share with everyone here at the party. What a Winnipeg Jet