Newton Orchid's definitions

Wunderpants

Superior underpants for people at the cutting edge of comfort and style

Why would you wear anything other than wunderpants?

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Faceball

Baseball , but only using face

Going to play some faceball this weekend

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Lollysnogger

A very good time, usually involving model trains

Last night was amazing. I played with my train set and also had some sodas and also some food. What a lollysnogger of a time!

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Smockumentary

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.

by Newton Orchid October 9, 2018

Universery

I have a Universery degree in poetry about birds!

It's nap time at the Universery!

by Newton Orchid December 11, 2018

Flair Dry

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Piece Time

Two enemies share a pie, usually a pizza.

The piece time negotiations were shared over a saucy margherita

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018