New English's definitions

Vulgaria

A neighborhood of McMansions.

A new snob hill

Many cities have new neighborhoods that are nothing more than a a Vulgaria.

by New English December 17, 2008

Group Poop

4. A prank when several people decide to poop in the same toilet, so that when the last person flushes the toilet overflows, in the hope that feces end up on the bathroom floor

Let's do a group poop and flood the first floor bathroom.

by New English December 19, 2008

Potato Chip Cut

This is the cut you get on the corner of your mouth after eating lots of potato chips.

I should not have eaten those chips so fast. I have a potato chip cut now.

by New English May 19, 2010

Beav

When a woman wearing a skirt or dress sits with her legs spread and gives people a view of what is underneath.

Anne was sitting in a gathering area on campus and didn't realize her legs were spread while she was wearing a skirt. She beaved several people on campus.

by New English March 29, 2009

Post 4th of July Blues

This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.

(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.

Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.

by New English July 7, 2011

Western Montana

The area of Montana located west of the Continental Divde. Missoula is the primary city. This is characterized by being mountainous, while the majority of Eastern Montana lies in the Great Plains.

Western Montana is very pretty but prohibitively expensive to live in.

by New English December 20, 2008

Tall Kitty

This is when a cat stretches and arches its back very high.

After waking up from a nap the cat did tall kitty.

by New English April 11, 2009