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alcoholy trinity

1. In a pandemic the 3 wholly necessary alcohols are hand-sanitizer, alcohol-wipes, and a good stiff drink.

2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.

3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits
Stay safe from the Coronavirus by remembering soap and estrange, no antisocial nearing, keeping social distance, and relying on the alcoholy trinity to make it through your day.

We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.

Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020
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popeful

Feeling hopeful at the prospect of a new Pope.
Stay popeful! The conclave will end at some point and there will be a new Pope.
by NeologianPJG April 27, 2025
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buttfacebookdial

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.
by NeologianPJG May 19, 2016
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treasonable

When the act of treason becomes one's ordinary everyday humdrum, so that it seems just downright reasonable.
They wanted to 'lock her up' so bad that Trumpadict Donald} getting the traitor tots involved in colluding with the Russians to interfere in the election just felt treasonable.
by NeologianPJG April 19, 2019
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Omicrap!

A swear word to complain about the Omicron Variant of the Covid-19 virus, identified in November of 2021.
The Omicron Variant of the Covid-19 virus caused the whole world to yell out: OmiCrap!

Omicrap! the stock market just tanked, thanks to Omicron.
by NeologianPJG November 26, 2021
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Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.
Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017
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mettle fatigue

Mettle means your ability to cope and persevere, so when your coping skills are exhausted, this is known as mettle fatigue.
The COVID-19 pandemic has caused near universal mettle fatigue.

Mettle fatigue caused a catastrophic failure to follow social distancing guidelines and resulted in a super spreader event with copious amounts of antisocial nearing .
by NeologianPJG February 24, 2021
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