Fascistmas

The annual holiday commemorating the arrival of fascism in the United States, upon the inauguration of its first Fascist President.

January 19th is Fascistmas Eve.

January 20th is Fascistmas.

by NeologianPJG January 20, 2025

Februweary

The long slow slog through February leaves us all worn down and weary.

It has snowed more than 30 inches this Februweary.

by NeologianPJG February 20, 2019

FascistRump

FascistAss:
The politically correct, more acceptable, and refined term for the vulgar, common, "FascistAss."

The FascistRump in the oval office fawns over dictators and offends democratic leaders.

by NeologianPJG June 14, 2018

never hinged in the first place

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

by NeologianPJG July 18, 2018

Urine Nation

The country of golden showers from trumped-up trickle-down economics, turning Americans into peons, and pissing everyone off.

The world now recognizes America as the most fantastic country of tremendous tinklers, commonly called the Urine Nation.

by NeologianPJG January 13, 2017

Oops COVID-it again

What Britney Spears would say if she gets re-infected with COVID-19.

Did you know you could get infected a second time with COVID-19?
Umm, yeah: oops COVID-it again!

by NeologianPJG April 23, 2020

holy spirits

Any strong spirit or liquor like whiskey, rum, brandy, or gin that is the answer to a prayer.

After the horrible day I had I sure needed the intervention of holy spirits!

I'm not picky... I'll take any holy spirits you have on hand: scotch, bourbon-- anything.

by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020