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One of the lamest of the lame 80s hair bands, whose most notable song "Sporting A Woody" pristinely and simultaneously denotes exactly what kind of music they made and what kind of fans they were courting.
Sportin' a woody, when you're walking byyyy! Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly!! What great music Dangerous Toys were able to create. Or not.
by Neilmiser April 29, 2004
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Created by Dave Halverson, it revolutionized western gaming magazines by using thicker, richly layered, ink-heavy pages with tons of photos and oftentimes humorously hyperbolic text ("eye-flaying, mind-numbing, A+++ action!!!"). GameFan alone began the now common practice of covering import/Japanese gaming with as much fervor as domestic products, and giving RPGs and niche titles as much room as the usual banal sports and action games.
Its eventual price hike to $6, not to mention the less than monthly frequency in which its deadlines were hit and, subsequently, magazines were shipped to readers, eventually caused its downfall, but not before shaping the business for years to come.
Notable alums include Halverson, Casey Loe, Dan Jevons, and Nick "Rox" DeBarres.
Created by Dave Halverson, it revolutionized western gaming magazines by using thicker, richly layered, ink-heavy pages with tons of photos and oftentimes humorously hyperbolic text ("eye-flaying, mind-numbing, A+++ action!!!"). GameFan alone began the now common practice of covering import/Japanese gaming with as much fervor as domestic products, and giving RPGs and niche titles as much room as the usual banal sports and action games.
Its eventual price hike to $6, not to mention the less than monthly frequency in which its deadlines were hit and, subsequently, magazines were shipped to readers, eventually caused its downfall, but not before shaping the business for years to come.
Notable alums include Halverson, Casey Loe, Dan Jevons, and Nick "Rox" DeBarres.
by Neilmiser April 30, 2004
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Speaking of which, its origin: Derived from the classic 80s arcade game "Gauntlet" where characters low on health would need to find food immediately for survival.
Speaking of which, its origin: Derived from the classic 80s arcade game "Gauntlet" where characters low on health would need to find food immediately for survival.
by Neilmiser May 11, 2004
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Get the Impy and Chimpy mug.1. (N) Bratty young British girl from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory/Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. Selfish.
2. (N) Randomly rude and selfish individual.
3. (N) Alt-pop band from the 1990s.
2. (N) Randomly rude and selfish individual.
3. (N) Alt-pop band from the 1990s.
1. I want it NOW, daddy!!!
2. What a Veruca Salt that girl is, always asking for more and more.
3. Volcano girlllz, volcano girllllz~~
2. What a Veruca Salt that girl is, always asking for more and more.
3. Volcano girlllz, volcano girllllz~~
by Neilmiser May 5, 2004
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by Neilmiser June 1, 2004
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