Naughty Daddy's definitions

Victim

What a loser calls himself when attempting to blame his plight on others.

Fred claims to be a victim of capitalism, but is really a self-indulgent, ill-disciplined, loser.

by Naughty Daddy October 14, 2020

Bats for the other side

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Bill obviously bats for the other side.

by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022

BLT

Buggers, Lezzos and Trannies.. Non- PC alternative to LGBT.

In the election, he's campaigning hard for the BLT vote.

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

Snatch

Cunt, pussy etc

There once was a lady called Sweeney,
Who really was rather a meanie,
The thatch on her snatch had a catch that would latch,
She could only be fucked by Houdini!

by Naughty Daddy July 30, 2021

Zambezi Sunflower

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.

After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!

by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021

Walking out finger

The finger a man uses when he is “walking out” with his girl, typically the middle finger of the right hand.

She wouldn’t come back to my place, but by the time I got home my walking out finger was smelling of fish.

by Naughty Daddy June 12, 2019

Co-respondent shoes

Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.

In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.

David is the only person I know who wears co-respondent shoes to work!

by Naughty Daddy November 11, 2021