Definitions by Naughty Daddy

Rod walloper 

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

Rod walloper by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Kapok cruncher 

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

Kapok cruncher by Naughty Daddy May 7, 2019

SABLE 

Stash Available Beyond Life Expectation

At seventy-two, my shelf of unread books is SABLE.

SABLE by Naughty Daddy April 25, 2019

Counterfeit dollar 

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.

"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".

Counterfeit dollar by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

Sheep shaggers 

Sheep shagging boots, rubber boots, gum boots, Wellington boots

It's muddy out today, best wear my sheep shaggers.

Sheep shaggers by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

Club bicycle 

Everybody rides her

She real pretty, but she's the club bicycle.

Club bicycle by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

BLT 

Buggers, Lezzos and Trannies.. Non- PC alternative to LGBT.

In the election, he's campaigning hard for the BLT vote.

BLT by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019