Zambezi Sunflower

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.

After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!

by Naughty Daddy July 04, 2021

Sporting

Euphemism for someone participating in promiscuous sex, especially women, also applied to prostitutes.

So that Chinaman is your brother? Your mother must have been a damn sporting woman!

by Naughty Daddy January 02, 2022

Snatch

Cunt, pussy etc

There once was a lady called Sweeney,
Who really was rather a meanie,
The thatch on her snatch had a catch that would latch,
She could only be fucked by Houdini!

by Naughty Daddy July 30, 2021

WOG

Two alternative definitions :

1) Wily Oriental Gentleman, I.e. a person of color from the orient, not blacks or Africans, or

2) For us Brits, any non-Brit.

1) Of course, they are nice people, but the Indian cricketers are all wogs.

2) Wogs start at Calais.

by Naughty Daddy January 10, 2020

Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

by Naughty Daddy May 07, 2019

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 03, 2019

HMFIC

The top boss or manager - “Head-Mother-Fucker-In-Charge”, Origin US.

I can't approve that, you need to talk to the HMFIC.

by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019