Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.

"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".

by Naughty Daddy April 09, 2019

Wonzel

One who sniffs ladies' bicycle saddles in search of traces of minge.

Everyone knows that Tom is a wonzel.

by Naughty Daddy December 14, 2016

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 03, 2019

Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

by Naughty Daddy May 07, 2019

WOG

Two alternative definitions :

1) Wily Oriental Gentleman, I.e. a person of color from the orient, not blacks or Africans, or

2) For us Brits, any non-Brit.

1) Of course, they are nice people, but the Indian cricketers are all wogs.

2) Wogs start at Calais.

by Naughty Daddy January 10, 2020

HMFIC

The top boss or manager - “Head-Mother-Fucker-In-Charge”, Origin US.

I can't approve that, you need to talk to the HMFIC.

by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019

Zambezi Sunflower

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.

After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!

by Naughty Daddy July 04, 2021