Definitions by Nate DogG
we need to talk
when you walk in to your house and ur mother is sitting on the in a chair crying. and ur father is holding a baggy and pipe combo. Then u here them say son "we need to talk" advice’ either turn and hall ass as fast as u can down the block or stay there and take you ass kickin like a man. normaly when u hear the line "we need to talk it means your in for a long night.
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"hey babe hows it goin. uhh we need to talk." that normaly means that your girl friend or soon to be x girlfriend has another guy picked out and ready to ride him and you ass is gettin kicked to the curb! so if u here"we need to talk" that means nothing good it to come. best o put on ear muffs and walk away. because ur either gettin bitched at or dumped.
OR
"hey babe hows it goin. uhh we need to talk." that normaly means that your girl friend or soon to be x girlfriend has another guy picked out and ready to ride him and you ass is gettin kicked to the curb! so if u here"we need to talk" that means nothing good it to come. best o put on ear muffs and walk away. because ur either gettin bitched at or dumped.
father,"nate we need to talk"
nate,"shit!"
father,"i cant believe u brought this shit in to my house. ur not my son."
nate,"thats nothing compared to what u use to have."
father,"U MEAN THER WAS MORE!"
father,"get over here u little son of a whore ur dead i fuckin hate u!","your going to rehab"
thats pretty much what happen at my house last night
nate,"shit!"
father,"i cant believe u brought this shit in to my house. ur not my son."
nate,"thats nothing compared to what u use to have."
father,"U MEAN THER WAS MORE!"
father,"get over here u little son of a whore ur dead i fuckin hate u!","your going to rehab"
thats pretty much what happen at my house last night
we need to talk by nate dogg March 7, 2005
Dong Slap
verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms